Kev

From piss wet to piss poor

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@sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social

He did the This is the age of the train ones, I think

Forget the Bullet Train, welcome aboard the Dulux Express

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I always imagine that's how @damonthedemon.bsky.social would look at me 😂

Just caught a bit of that monarchy programme on TV.

Why should anyone, by an accident of birth, be exempt from the rules that we are forced to adhere to?

If you don't think we're still ruled feudally, you're not paying attention.

You started it

Ann Widdecombe

Horny

Softly whispering sweet laser-focused missions and pledges in your ear. How can any woman resist?

Don't tell me you have never imagined yourself in the throes of passion with Beefcake Keir, Sylv? 😂

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And don't forget the Coffee Morning ladies 😜

She did

My mate's sister looked like the lead singer

I saw them when I was young

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Every year, and bedecked in sequins 😂

I'll opt for twat

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As is this cringe-fest

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Wn...

He's the most authoritarian, divisive and potentially damaging PM of my lifetime, and yes, I'm including Thatcher.

I'll save my pity for the people affected by his performative cruelty.

Vacuous, self-promoting, politically illiterate arseholes

The country's most successful money laundering racket, ably assisted by successive UK governments.

Nationalise it.

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I don't think they have any medicinal benefits, but if you have about 10 you stop caring about having a cold 😂

Well, we can't have the cost of a paint job eating into their vast, undeserved profits, can we?

You need a Hot Toddy

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This one's not bad

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPPg...

That's why mums and centrist dads go to Iceland