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Fuck this poor excuse for a civilisation.

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Get a new attack line.

06.12.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Transactual put it best (in reference to the girl guides) and now Labour too:

"There is no problem being solved here, only harm being done."

All to appease the right, who hate them anyway - shame on them.

06.12.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 813    ๐Ÿ” 279    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Pay attention to whose flirtations with Nazism and Hitler worship are to be endlessly indulged and forgiven, and whose liking a Facebook comment five years ago are regarded as utterly disqualifying. Does that give us any information about how things work?

06.12.2025 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed.

06.12.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just like detergents!

Science, yay!

06.12.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah famously councils haven't had to do repeated sting operations to stop underage booze sales.

06.12.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, he has, and he makes some good suggestions on systemic racism here

06.12.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice work. Yeah I agree, Brit culture is _so_ built around booze. It's a real problem if you avoid it for whatever reason....

06.12.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I right that you went teetotal this year? I did a few years back and I regret nothing.

I see pictures of people absolutely bladdered and wonder why anyone does it to themselves.

06.12.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is actually more nuanced than I thought. Only watched the first half so far (busy with the little ones) but Femi has so far spoken much more about racism than the EU. It's actually changed my view of him a little.

06.12.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline.

Rory Stewart urges public to be
'more forgiving' of Nigel Farage's school remarks in wake of antisemitism claims.

Subheader

It comes after more than a dozen school contemporaries of the Reform UK leader claimed he made racist and antisemitic remarks while he attended prestigious private school Dulwich College

Image is a picture of Rory Stewart talking on LBC.

Headline. Rory Stewart urges public to be 'more forgiving' of Nigel Farage's school remarks in wake of antisemitism claims. Subheader It comes after more than a dozen school contemporaries of the Reform UK leader claimed he made racist and antisemitic remarks while he attended prestigious private school Dulwich College Image is a picture of Rory Stewart talking on LBC.

If we had a competent media, theyโ€™d be seeking out any Jewish students who went to the same school as Stewart.

06.12.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Why are those minis unpainted, citizen?

06.12.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HIs partner works in palliative care and he has spoken before about how he thinks that's a harder job than being a party leader tbf

06.12.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Life being stressful is not an illness, do not ask me any more questions about the effect of chronic and persistent stressors on mental and physical health"

06.12.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

President Xi my people yearn for liberation

05.12.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I know him he's called "Capitalism".

06.12.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Housing costs a lot now but you can get a nice TV quite cheaply" is the line liberals are going to stick with until they get put against the wall by the fascists who've militarised the borders against the waves of climate refugees, I fear.

06.12.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yup. And probably have more predictable rainfall, improving all other agriculture.

06.12.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Life after unproductive sheep grazing!

06.12.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read once that Hugh O'Neill had four forests larger than the New Forest in England in Tรญr Eoghan before the post Flight of the Earls land confiscations in early 17th C. Can you imagine the wolves, capercaillie, etc. in such a landscape. So much lost

06.12.2025 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I start a new job in February. When my job asked if there was anything they could do to keep me, I said they could promote me to senior. They said they couldn't do that as there were no vacancies for a senior. Anyway, I've just gone on LinkedIn and they're advertising for a senior to replace me.

05.12.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

05.12.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1650    ๐Ÿ” 460    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65
Mike Tapp MP 
@MikeTappTweets
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The Green Party leader disagrees with deporting pedophiles and rapists.
Stick to acting. We don't need that sort of extremist ideology.

Mike Tapp MP @MikeTappTweets Follow The Green Party leader disagrees with deporting pedophiles and rapists. Stick to acting. We don't need that sort of extremist ideology.

is it a good sign for a government when one of its ministers has to resort to claiming political opponents are big paedos

05.12.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have great news for you! You have your pick of transphobic partied to fuck off and join! I hear Reform are doing great right now - you'll fit right in!

05.12.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking love it.

Football is the most neooloiberalised and corrupted thing on the planet.

This hellscape is the logical conclusion.

05.12.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the most horrific trophy Iโ€™ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.

05.12.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1591    ๐Ÿ” 337    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 284

Vaguest reply in human history.

05.12.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The latex gloved hand....

05.12.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

labour has become such a bigoted shitshow and it's really telling how few labour mps are willing to speak up.

im not even just talking about the transphobia. im talking about all of it. most of them are being silent or babbling on about fixing potholes.

05.12.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This, among millions of other reasons, is why any attempt to meet transphobes in the middle was always a form of abandoning trans people.

Like immigrant demonization, any attempt at all to give any credence to right wing talking points was always just ammunition for the right wing.

05.12.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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