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I wish I could say everything I want to say when I feel it

Life update

Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.

With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.

Obi-Wan Kenobi concept art by Vincent Jenkins

My favorite rebuttal to customers (men) trying to manipulate me into getting what they want is “you don’t have to buy it :)” and “you’re welcome to not come back :)” because the way they act shocked that I’m not licking their asshole every which way for us to lose money is priceless

The worst part about landing a decent apartment with a dishwasher is that now if you ever move you cannot go back to a dishwasher-less place

Obi-Wan Kenobi concept art by Finnian MacManus

I feel like we need to figure out a way to make rich people fear for their eternal souls again.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.

Wishing @marilouhamill.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays!!!

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Luigi Mangione has accepted almost $300,000 in donations from supporters who want to pay for his legal fees.

Siri why do I have such a hard time following through on literally anything I want to do

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back concept art by Joe Johnston

Nothing makes me feel more alive than the phantom of the opera opening song

What’s the brain disease where I obsess over a hobby or interest for 1 month only and then I’m over it

My therapist seemed genuinely puzzled that I don’t know the difference between fear and anxiety.

PROP - PR Over Policy.

Don't confuse them.

He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him.

Dems need to be strategic.

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

wish I could find my Star Wars fanfic from the 4th grade titled “Banana Lighstaber,” the plot of which is “there’s a monkey with a yellow lightsaber” and “everyone is amazed that there’s a monkey with a lightsaber despite this being a universe with aliens”

Being a goth girl means being too exhausted 99% of the time to look how you want and then suddenly gaining energy to do a full fit and beat on a random Tuesday at 7pm

I will force the people closest to me to learn 1 trade skill each so we can all live on a 25 acre piece of land and create a bartering economy between us all

Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist

Rewatching The Sound of Music for no particular reason

What the fuck is the DEAL with SUNDAYS and SHOPPING

EVERYBODY GO HOME!!!!

I wonder if my parents knew that by teaching me empathy & making me listen to certain music that I would become a menace to the U.S. government

it’d be so lit if existence had a little less of the nightmare stuff

Just drank chia seeds. Feeling like a slug