Wills Maxwell Jr.

What is the point of network late-night tv being exclusively White men if we can’t use them as a fascism barometer?

74% of my adderall is used up on 2-factor authentications.

New blog series is out now on YouTube and WillsMaxwell.com

I bought a book titled “17 Steps To Having Confidence”

Steps 1-17 were “Don’t buy this book.”

Few things make me feel more vulnerable than asking the Box Office attendant for “Friendship”

I’m only okay with this if David Oyelowo plays Xavier.

Idk how we’re going to have a Black Pope when I’m seeing grown-ups that can’t handle a Black Dr. Who.

I’m so glad I learned US Civics back when America was still in tutorial mode.

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Hey, just want to assure y’all that I was only joking. My depression is year-round.

I can’t put into words the unrelenting torment of having seasonal allergies AND seasonal depression. I miss the sun when it’s gone and when it comes back it tries to kill me.

“Albus Severus Potter, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and I *hated* that man until the very second he died.”

Logan Paul has announced that he’d like to fight George Foreman.

@statonator.bsky.social

John, as my former editor, it hurts that you liked this. 🤣

If I give you a timetable, it’s always under the assumption that between now and my self-imposed deadline, I will have become a radically different person.

It’s the same energy as Marvel stopping an Avengers script from leaking.

Trump wants schools to stop teaching Jim Crow because he hates spoilers.

#blacksky

Breaking: Trump orders all federal agencies to end implicit bias training and begin practicing explicit bias.

There were 7 entire minutes where I thought I came up with “I miss precedented times”

There is nothing more humbling than writing a one-liner, running a Bing search to make sure you didn’t steal it, and finding it printed on 30 different T-shirts on Etsy.

I know inflation is crazy cause this regime can’t even afford dog whistles.

RFK said Black people should get vaccines later than White people because we have “stronger immune systems”

When he asked to elaborate he replied “Who else could stomach 11 Madea movies?”

#blacksky

I’m sorry. #moviesky #dumbjoke

Donald Trump is banning the Air Force from teaching recruits about the Tuskegee Airmen.

This many Black pilots haven’t been dismissed since UPN got cancelled.

#blacksky

The next word we come up with for diversity should be silly. I’d love for years of Fox News anchors railing against “tizzletuzzles”

So many Nazis are rushing there, #Elon should have changed Twitter’s name to Argentina.