Beardo is the goat

🤣

Hahaha. Uh oh.

This team! 😍

🤣📱 #NUFC

Usyk deserves the win, it was either an Usyk win or Draw. Fury just not good enough and too much cuddling and punching the back of the head. #USYKFURY2

Not in the 1st half I didn't. But ye can see this lad Oooooooozes quality and when he hits full throttle in the 6 role. Ooof!!!

🤣 football is a strange game sometimes #NUFC

I hate cats. And my feed seems to be Cat pics.. I block em all

I like one picture of a cat and, suddenly, all the posts are cats 🤔🤷‍♂️

Perfectly put.

Besides Lewis Hall, I also have a lot of praise for Burn, Tonali, Guimaraes, Gordon and Isak.

Murphy probably very unlucky to not be in that list but too many quality chances squandered as well as poor ball security imo… but 2 goals should do great for his confidence moving forward.

BACK TO WINNING WAYS! 🫶

SIMPLY HAVING A

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

A lot of grumbling and negativity from us lot at the moment and that includes me.

Maybe we should cast our minds back to darker days… there are plenty.

We are where we are and the future is still bright.

These lads and EH need our unconditional love.

In this together.

#NUFC

Well. He’s got one kid there trying to help him

Neuschwanstein Castle is something else.

Ashworth gone from #MUFC. Some garden he’s going to have.

#NUFC

Dan Ashworth leaves Man United after just five months as sporting director Dan Ashworth has left Manchester United after just five months. Ashworth joined the Red Devils as sporting director on July 1 after a lengthy period of gardening leave at Newcastle United. However,…

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Cashworth is a joke, serial offender 😂 #mufc #nufc

Medicine for your day

There are good things in this world

Dogs. Power off

This is Phyllis. She has the unique ability to nap standing up. And an even unique-er ability to do it right on top of her human's face. 14/10

Eddie Howe on Sven Botman progress:

"He is doing well, now he is fully training. He is looking good in the 11v11s, he is still a few weeks off from playing competitively but he is looking good. It has been a big boost to have him training, he is a big guy and a big presence and we missed him."

Chicken stands on the right edge of frame, her wiry hair poking up in a single tuft atop her noggin. she’s got two little puppy buddies running around on her right, both light brown with bits of black and white.

Chicken and a bernese mountain dog pup sit side-by-side in a long corridor. they both have their heads tilted slightly and tongues sticking out. also their feet seem to have matching white sock patterns on all of their toes.

Chicken looks at the camera with her sweet muppet eyebrows. she’s laying down on a puffy white bed, and there’s a teensy brown dachshund puppy laying down next to her with a timid expression on their face.

This is Chicken. She helps shy puppies feel safe and comfortable at the shelter where her human works. When the staff noticed her unique ability to help shy pups feel confident, Chicken quickly found herself with a full-time job. After all, every mother hen is, in fact, a Chicken. 13/10

We learned last night that these two can play in the same midfield together - both excellent last night imo #NUFC

Newcastle's midfield argument is over Sandro Tonali is showing why Newcastle paid £55m for him

December is massive for #nufc. Big games, League Cup quarter & crucial recruitment meetings. 🗣

But one thing was settled last night: Sandro Tonali must start. Every week.

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Dogs never forget. No matter how long its been

A brilliant game of football, an excellent performance from Newcastle which they now need to take into games against lesser sides. Howe remains a highly skilled manager who needs to be backed. Some very strange decisions from the match officials and VAR #nufc