glenjamin

burr

don't let blue jays dad see this

then what happens

jr? i would die for them

three of the top 15, perchance

ben? i love it when ross acts like the little rich boy he is

just sitting and thinking about how this guy can hit a baseball approximately 1000x better than me

It’s 2041. Thanks to the best farm system in baseball, the upstart Jays have a dynamite core and the best chance of winning the World Series in 20 years. The only problem? A 41 year old Juan Soto is taking up $57m of payroll.

To be fair, you’d be saying this on twitter too

it was long overdue, happy to finally be a paying reader

bought a premium sub because of this thread

thanks jon. can you do one where you bite your lip a bit

(i'm also tepidly a profar guy, but only because i trust we wouldn't overpay to get him. he's definitely the type of guy that makes me thankful for the FO sticking to their valuations)

I know the skills are different, but I feel about Profar similarly to how I felt about Soler last season, ie that anyone who pays him better be okay with his 40-60% percentile likelihood-type seasons, because that's probably what you're gonna get

And it's your fault for not posting

I just assume Profar's gonna cost way more, but yes

he’s real, and he’s spectacular

🥵🥵🥵

I don't think this is Morosi. The real Morosi wouldn't have information.

maybe they're shy?

Just googled 2026 free agents to see who we're going to be obsessing over next year after missing out on Ohtani and Soto and it's Vlad

already done

he’s a good boy

he was in the er last week for something that turned out to be a non issue but they shaved both his knees for the IV and now he looks like he’s wearing uggs

very much so

I love him

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