@grumpyturtle.bsky.social
Ain't no one reading a description of who I am
Kelsey called me a butthole so much during Mario Kart John started calling me a butthole as well.
It got so bad we had to ban the word during Mario Kart
Finally in that big pastamania in the sky
I mean ground.
And hell.
I mean he's finally in hell.
Don't mind me, just getting roasted by my 7 year old on this Father's day
15.06.2025 19:46 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
I donno, but I don't think these guys are legitimate doctors
14.06.2025 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw people saying to follow cars to get coins quickly, but I managed to find this spot where the car got stuck and I was able to hoover up coins even faster
11.06.2025 20:59 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0How much of that 400gb is photos from Zelda games?
05.06.2025 14:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me being able to getting a Switch 2, but they aren't shipping it till launch day, so I won't get it till the 10th
04.06.2025 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.05.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I refuse to believe you're that hard up for podcasts
30.05.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Still just the one! And this is him at this literal exact moment
30.05.2025 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Made a character in Oblivion.
Feel like it's all down hill from here
It was you, you get full credit for that joke
20.04.2025 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Strong Bad and Homestar Runner stand in a spotlight, singing on Strong Bad's desk. A little gold foil sticker says "25 dot coms" and text below them reads "Back to a Website."
Let's all go back:
homestarrunner.com/toons/backto...
I was pretty bored till I solved my first puzzle, after that I started noticing more stuff to solve and it really picked up for me
13.04.2025 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It helped me to turn the camera movement speed up, also there is a run button
13.04.2025 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why... why would I want nasty soda?
Especially when I've already had diet RC
The only thing I've tasted worse than RC cola is diet RC cola
07.04.2025 22:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
He's in there somewhere...
28.03.2025 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ain't no way anyone at this slippers company said the name out loud.
09.01.2025 22:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.11.2024 17:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally took some time and organized our Disney Legos
21.11.2024 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
@chappelltracker.bsky.social How odd you start posting on here the same day some random account I don't follow on Instagram randomly posts you
14.11.2024 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you manage to make it to Kingdom Hearts 2, you will likely cringe out of your skin when you hit the Little Mermaid level.
The games don't improve, they only get more awkward.
You'd think I'd have some real bangers saved up after not posting on Twitter for almost 2 years, but I'm over here like
23.10.2024 17:34 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
