Matt De Santos

Do you have a link to the prog one again

He looks like Slimebert Buegondelus

That's right

Primitive relics of a past era when parroting something funny you saw on tv was the penultimate form of comedy, second only to a lazy portmanteau of two parroted thoughts. Also, complete lack of shame.

"Husbands of River Song" is pretty alright.

Is it true that they got their "right turn on red" privilege taken away

Might as well be walking on the sun

Do they still do those "deployed soldier surprises wife at baseball game" videos? I really want to see one where the guy is just Freddy Fazbear.

Try inaturalist out

I had a liquor store clerk that had me Google "bitters" to show them and told me they'd never seen such a thing. I felt like I was being punked.

He also played a large role in rehabilitating the image of right wing demagogues Lauren Southern and Nick Fuentes. There is also conjecture that he had intercourse with both on different occasions.

Jiang-shi or western?

Pheasant Back, id wager

My hungry ass thought this was springtails

Trump juice

Another carnivorous plant for the windowsill

Probably relatively high profit margins, ability to grow, harvest, and dry herbs in one location, and the therapeutic/health effects associated with tea

My partner 😔

Cute downtown, decent museums. Surrounding neighborhoods are a bit more run down but nice looking. Saginaw Michigan though, that's a pit

I think I was happier before I knew Tim Walz existed. I just don't think I can handle the psychic damage of knowing there is a Democrat out there like him telling other Democrats exactly what they should be doing and getting ignored every time. I was happier thinking the entire party was clueless.

An image of a spider on a concrete surface. The spider has thick hairy legs, large pedipalps, and fangs on a large, glistening head, upon which small eyes are visible. It is reminiscent of a shorn tarantula.

Myrmekiaphila foliata, a trapdoor spider. Saw a bunch of these wandering about on a cool November night in Tennessee. These mygalomorphs spend most of their days underground in a web-lined chamber, sealed with a dirt door. At night, they open the door and wait for prey to amble by.