Matt Smail

I like Daniel Farke as a person and in many ways as a manager. He’s calm, articulate and intelligent. Unfortunately he’s also fucked it completely. I like the 49’ers less. You had one fucking job - spend your Yankee dollars on some - anything - that can attack and have some fucking balls about it.

Dogshit. Simple as that. #lufc

Bijol is absolutely fucking useless, and Rodon is better with Struijk there. Utter fucking wank. #lufc

Leeds wank from the opening second. Absolute wank. Get this fucking clown out. #lufc

#lufc allowing far too many shots today. A bit of amazing goalkeeping and some shaky stuff from Perri, but the fact is, these shots shouldn’t be coming in.

Fucking shambles at the back. Usually a shambles up front. Not sure what to say about the goal - it was superb but came from nothing, I can’t see us getting a second that easily. #lufc

Hope so mate. I think it’s wolves, west ham, us…. Perhaps we find out against Forest next week?

No overreaction needed here. Leeds are the third worst team in the Prem, fact. #lufc

Absolute wank from #lufc - absolutely as predicted.

As I said last month…

Absolutely fuck all up front. Aaronson and Harrison on the wings in 2025. What a shambles. #lufc

Back to embarrassing ourselves. Normal service. #lufc

Remind me why I support this fucking club? #lufc

My luck with dice in real life has been perfectly modelled in #boardgamearena it seems!

Rayner resigned.

Your move Farage.

Wonder what odds I’ll get on #lufc scoring fewer than 10 goals before Christmas?

Agreed. I think it’s Ampadu. I know if predictable and easy to spot, but the team that beat Everton isn’t the same as played tonight (I mean, literally yes but you also know what I mean) and I think Arsenal should be a 2-0 loss, not a complete collapse. No one in the team fought in either game.

It was such an agressively disappointing game that I almost can’t conclude anything else… like… how did so much crumble so completely? Bijol was to be our shining sentinel… Okafor our offensive spark… but, Wednesdays children handled them with such ease… It made no sense. We were just… awful?

How do we sort this out then #lufc ?

- DCL looks like a striker, but a shit one
- Bogle and Gnonto still OK
- No one else looks good
- Bijol looks worse than Struijk and Rodon, Bornauw very champy at best
- No Ampadu = no heart
- Farke = no idea
- Big lads… Why? We don’t use em
- Overall? Fucked

We should have had the pride to lose that game 2 nil. Three would have been a thrashing. Getting bummed 5-0 is a really bad sign. #lufc

I’ve played this once - thought it was very good!

Increasing feeling that we’ll end up with no strikers (not even Bamford), no Paixao and Jack Harrison dropping his crosses far over the M621.

I think it’s time that Bamford moved into “a non first team role” at #lufc but I will miss having him around. Best footballing brain in the squad. I also don’t much like the timing or manner of this - I’m not convinced we have a starting 9 for the Prem yet, and now we have no negotiating leverage.

This way madness lies! Still get to play much mate? Did we ever swap BGA handles? Would be good to get a game at long last!!

Still putting out 2x reviews a week mate, 8th year running now! Still get very low engagement - I think people only really want video content these days!

“Moving in silence etc etc” - but seriously, what the fuck are #lufc doing?

Children fetching water killed in Israeli strike in Gaza, emergency officials say The Israeli military has not yet commented on the strike, which witnesses said hit a crowd queuing to get water at a refugee camp.

When will the world wake up and put a stop to what’s happening in Palestine? Every day it’s just more kids being killed. Ashamed isn’t a strong enough word to describe what Israel and its complicit “allies” should be feeling. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ha yeah. Although, we are massive… I had a chat with a Tottenham fan today. Had to remind him that a big stadium didn’t make them a club anyone gave a fuck about. Tottenham isn’t even a place - it’s a tube station. Only player of theirs I can remember is Klinsmann. Absolute wank.

I certainly hope this is true, but maybe they still think Piroe or even Bamford is…

Can’t wait to watch the same lads we have now lose bravely to Everton and then two weeks later we sell Piroe, Largie and Tanaka and replace them with a fucking oak tree and a child who never kicks a ball for us.