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Michael Normanton

@michaeltsb.bsky.social

Bloke from the podcast. Smaller than you expect.

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Hilarious liar of the day is that Birmingham lad who got booked for kicking the ball away in the first half, some great 'I didn't hear the whistle' miming #lufc

15.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"My sausage bouquet" to the tune of Raspberry Beret

13.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Another 7 and you play connect fraud

13.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friday? I'm off down Big Fellas

12.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's maintaining a dignified silence

12.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

30 is for the away. I won't go beyond 20 for the home shirt.

12.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, Earl's Court.

12.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did. Yesterday.

*shakes fist*

12.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

If he can drag Johan out of witness protection they could make a great team.

11.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh, no

11.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Man who moved abroad to avoid hundreds of millions of pounds of tax and whose business have benefited from hundreds of millions of pounds of public funds believes that, 'Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state.'

11.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

I think I just didn't bring any football socks.

10.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'd like to propose that unless wearing this combo you are not eligible for any free kicks

10.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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FM Instructions How do I get the game? Well… I already owned the game via Steam so was able to download it again It doesn’t appear to be for sale any more, so your best bet is probably to find an old physical copy v...

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09.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Garry Monk type? Not sure that's much better.

08.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget his 2nd s. He's a Gregg Wallace type!

08.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just saw that Pablo now has Castellon top of the league despite taking over after 0 wins from their first 5 games. Some bloke.

08.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Some are suggesting it's because 7 points would have left the efl open to legal action from us.

06.02.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I used a free trial of a thing called Moss Box. A sort of clothing subscription thing. Dunno if it's still going. I have since bought 2 suits from Vinted and they were both under 25 quid and in great condition.

05.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The poisoned fish feels like a key moment of my childhood. Don't suppose you know what year it was? My guess would be 90-93

05.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

6 points for Leicester feels like more or less no punishment at all. #sifyouentes #wanking

05.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I have faith that the home and 3rd will go all the way to Β£20.

05.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The writing was on the wall when they got rid of the magic lift.

Well aware this needs to happen, yet still feel quite sad and nostalgic about it. Spent many a miserable hour being dragged around there as a kid.

05.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Peter Thiel, once Elon Musk's business partner, whose company, Palantir, is absolutely knee deep in our NHS and Military, chatting about tearing the world apart for the benefit of billionaires with Jeffrey Epstein days after the Brexit vote...

β€œBrexit, Just the beginning"

04.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
Mike Skinner Backstage Peter Mandelson Went Mad | Turn The Page Live | The Streets
YouTube video by stan tonkin Mike Skinner Backstage Peter Mandelson Went Mad | Turn The Page Live | The Streets

In case anyone hasn’t seen one of the greatest videos of all time m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1U...

04.02.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Oh, they're definitely in meltdown, it's just that their anger isn't being directed solely at Lampard. Though they are clearly frustrated by the lack of plan B.

On the plus side, LTIDTV man has absolutely excelled himself this week.

03.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A little bit. Nothing like enough Lampard abuse for my liking.

03.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Portsmouth 3-0 WBA Highlights | Away End Turns Toxic as Isaac Price Confronts Fans
YouTube video by WEST BROM FAN TV Portsmouth 3-0 WBA Highlights | Away End Turns Toxic as Isaac Price Confronts Fans

This one youtu.be/3b-aYN7ukQQ?...

03.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched some of their fan reaction stuff for Propaganda. Decided it just made me sad!

03.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll just tell people you said it would be fine and direct them to your house.

03.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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