Melissa Vandella

Just made my bf watch 2009 VMA lady Gaga performance of paparazzi. He will never see the world the same ever again.

Does anyone even care about James Cameron’s avatar? That’s a real question

Show me the stains in your period underwear and I’ll read them like tea leaves

Clare Danes is the queen of the chin quiver

Stand up to Jewish hate 🟦

I don’t want a deeper look into the making of the Avatar films, Disney+

Trying to over line my lips responsibly

A commercial w shaq. “Fuck you shaq” why’d you say that?? “Because I hated that product and I hated that he was involved. “

“If our love was enough, we would live forever,” he says in retainer voice

Am I a cunt (or crazy) for thinking that the Springsteen movie will be bad??

Why are giving Kim k acting positions

There was a girl w huge gauges in a prescription drug commercial. That’s progress America. Bc my mother would be saying “Uuckk. That’s so nasty.”

It’s still pretty no matter who made it Susan okay ????

Like stop giving credit to a man

Wait it doesn’t make any sense to me when people see something rly amazing like a crazy view and say, “how can you look at something like that and not believe in GOD??!?”

Just kidding put here’s the grasshopper

I just said “put it up to her,” when I had meant to say someone “put her up to it.” Well that’s the big guy upstairs everyone

Look how mysterious beautiful nature is…well folks that’s the big man upstairs for you #hesus

Honestly is there anything more incredible than a bald eagle snatching a fish out of water mid-flight

Ethan Hawke is hot ??

That’s Nutrageous TM

Im naming my daughter Nora. Short for Norepinephrine.

***sorry, Se7en***

Adding to the vernacular: picking up the phone, “This is not even my desk!!” hang up. -from the movie Seven

Tons of people have toast for breakfast so why can’t I have cheesy garlic bread

I’m drunk doing my duolingo, sorry I just wanted to share

I should have known they weren’t shit when they didn’t know who daft punk was

The 12 deciples were the first biker gang.

Way to boost my social life this yr: Instead of asking an acquaintance “So, what do you do?,” ask them “Top, bottom, or verse?”

New band name: Fish Fingers