Eric Winer

Republicans? Yes. And have you ever noticed… they have the worst breath imaginable? Like, other-worldly awful? Seemingly biologically (and chemically) not even possible? Yet there it is alright. A dense, unrelenting fog of apocalyptic Armageddon. Woof!

Yes. And have you ever noticed… they have the worst breath imaginable? Like, other-worldly awful? Seemingly biologically (and chemically) not even possible? Yet there it is alright. A dense, unrelenting fog of apocalyptic Armageddon. Woof!

Given that being an evil genius might make one a super villain, I’m now thinking there’s an upside to my lot in life as a semi-virtuous dimwit.

Easy. The pig’s the one that’s comparatively more kosher.

Dunno. But clearly both ain’t kosher.

Based on empirical and anecdotal research, my most popular posts seem to be short n' unsweetly mean. So have a nice f’n day ya ratbastards!

Too long? As they say on St. Patty’s Day, “Pogue Mahone.” With all due respect and in the nicest way possible, of course.

Cornered In The Oval Office.

Nothing like being bullied and bullshitted by the dumbest guy in the room and his brown-nosing, douchebag, soulless lackey.

The TESLA dealership/service center in my hood is 2 miles north of our Holocaust Center Museum. WTANF?

There is mob rule. And there is being ruled by ‘The Mob.’ We got both.

THIS JUST IN: Canada has renamed The Detroit River ‘The Gulf Of Tim Hortons.’

THIS JUST IN: Canada has renamed The Detroit River ‘The Gulf Of Tim Hortons.’

“And on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th day - God rested… and played golf… having three of those well-grilled kosher dogs with all the trimmings at every turn.”

Say what you will about Elon; he was totally ‘Steppin’ Out’ on his 1982 ‘Night and Day’ album!

Throwing Shade And Then Some:

Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.

Throwing Shade And Then Some:

Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.

Throwing Shade And Then Some:

Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.

Throwing Shade And Then Some:

Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.

Throwing Shade And Then Some:

Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.

Throwing Shade And Then Some:

Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.

GREAT WHITE NORTH TARIFF WAR? Great. Now the price of ginger ale, malt vinegar, and CCM's are gonna go higher than the nosebleed seats where you can't even see if the lamp's lit, eh?

Trump has signaled that if he can’t get rid of The Dept. Of Education completely, he’ll at least change its name to ‘The Gulf Of DeVos.’

Michigan U.S. Senator Gary Peters is retiring after his term expires. A relatively good Senator, but (from personal experience at polite society soirees) a relatively lousy parlor game player. Dude couldn't 'Name That Tune' to save his constituents' lives!

Guaranteed Super Bowl Odds: Me minus money.

Guaranteed Super Bowl Odds: Me minus money.

Captain Fantastic & The Brown Nose Cowboy?

Captain Fantastic & The Brown Nose Cowboy?

Hey, did Tom Brady ever play football?

The Washington Nationals just announced that they were told for Opening Day, Elon Musk’s gonna throw out the first ‘Heil!’

They should allow hockey fights in politics. Oh, my-bad; they do (See Jan. 6 and the waived minor penalty-box visits).

Rumor is that Trump’s also gonna pardon anyone who beat Bobby Flay.