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What say you, evangelicals? Is this the work of the Lord's vessel, or that of another golden calf...or perhaps a talking serpent?

If it weren't considered gender-affirming care, I guarantee Don would have undergone breast-reduction surgery on all 6 of his tits by now.

The press needs to start pushing them much harder whenever they try to dodge a question. If they refuse to answer when asked politely, then ask a decidedly less polite follow-up question such as, "Why are you protecting 'pdf files'?"

Jimmy Kimmel Celebrates Beating Trump in Approval Poll: 'You Know I Don't Like to Upset Him' Jimmy Kimmel celebrating beating Donald Trump in a new poll about their favorability on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.'

You can almost SEE the diet coke can getting slightly dented by his tiny hands in his latest fit of impotent rage...

Meanwhile, in Portland...

As long as we're playing hide-the-salami with jurisprudence, we might as well officially designate Don & Co. as sponsors of terror and therefore legitimate enemy combatants, considering that they've declared war against...America.

The Dream of the 90's [i.e., the last decade Americans can remember that didn't totally suck] is ALIVE IN PORTLAND!

Col. Kurtz: "The neurodivergence. The neurodivergence..."

It's always the ones you most suspect...

It just occurred to me that this is the first time in U.S. history that the President's own family, as well as those of his cabinet, have so consistently, actively DISTANCED themselves from a sitting President's administration.

Ladies, I pray you...

Hear me, and hear me well:

If a man's own mother condemns her own son, in no uncertain terms, for a lifelong pattern of highly untoward behavior, and roundly impugns the very essence of his moral character...that's a red flag.

TIL that Howard Lutnick's surname is in fact pronounced "𝑁𝑈𝑇𝐿𝐼𝐶𝐾."

How it started: [Don reads 'Mein Kampf']

How it's going: "Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in ceiling fan."

GOP: The shutdown defunds many vital government services that WE wanted to cut!

FBI cuts ties with Anti-Defamation League, FBI director says The FBI said on Wednesday it cut ties with the Anti-Defamation League, a Jewish group that tracks antisemitism, after conservatives criticized the group for including slain activist Charlie Kirk's organization in a glossary on extremism.

I've been warning my Hebrews for some time now that no matter what anyone says, this administration ain't your boyfriend. While that much has become increasingly clear in recent months, this is a particularly alarming development that none of us can afford to ignore.

Did anyone else get the impression that Pete Hegseth was, um..."checking out" some of the flag officers yesterday?

MATZO BALLS OF STEEL.

There are 57 Islamic states in the UN. Guess how many Jewish states there are? Even Israel isn't a Jewish state, given that they practice secular pluralism. There are Muslims in the Knesset. Guess the Jewish population of the Islamic world? It's not zero, but it's close, as they were all expelled.

Compared to what came out of Pete's mouth today, I honestly think releasing a thunderous, torrential shart directly into the mic would have gone over better.

The deafening silence following Kegsbreath's psychotic tirade was music to my ears. It was quite the juxtaposition, watching a room full of composed, disciplined, career professionals being lectured by a man who belongs in a straitjacket.

I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's SABOTAGE

Texas high court considers dropping ABA accreditation as requirement to practice law The Supreme Court of Texas has asked the public to weigh in on whether it should end its requirement that lawyers admitted in the state must graduate from an American Bar Association-accredited law school — following a similar move last month by Florida.

At long last, I can finally put my JD from the University of American Samoa to good use.

"Back in the day, they'd shoot us up with the really good shit."

Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Steve Bannon named in Epstein files released by Democrats The three Trump allies are all mentioned in redacted copies of Epstein's daily schedules.

Time to drop the really big bomb. The reason Elon was so quick to throw Don under the bus re: the Epstein Files is because he's in them too. Have a nice day, ERM!

(Yes, his initials actually spell 'erm')

Pretty sure they lean on that as a major selling point.

Let's set the record straight in advance: We are indeed headed for a government shutdown, and we all know it to be the #TrumpShutdown, so let's discuss it accordingly.

Glad you didn't have to see this, brother. Thanks for the laughs. We need them now more than ever.