Derek (Not Derrick)

Just important to remind everyone that I’ve always been a Mariners fan. See, look at me here as a young lad proudly wearing my Mariners shirt. This proves it without a shadow of a doubt despite me hardly ever talking about the Mariners or watching a single one of their games.

ACCtion is the new MACtion

At this point Zohran Mamdani’s stiffest competition for mayor is probably Cam Skattebo.

The Weirdest Week of Football Ever Spotify video

New episode about the weirdest week in football I’ve ever experienced: open.spotify.com/episode/5Smy...

The Browns getting anything for Joe Flacco is kind of incredible.

If you toss the Eagles in there it’s the first time those four teams have lost in the same week since Week 2 of 2015.

The starting QBs were Tyrod Taylor, Joe Flacco, and Alex Smith.

The last time the Buffalo Bills, Baltimore Ravens, and Kansas City Chiefs all lost in the same week was Week 9 of 2017.

The Arizona Cardinals LOST THIS GAME.

Emari Demercardo a yard a way from running it in for a TD. Score was 21-6 Cardinals with 12:42 to go in the game.

The Arizona Cardinals lost this game.

a man wearing a cowboy hat and plaid shirt says " i 'm not having any fun " ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat and plaid shirt says " i 'm not having any fun "

Me checking my fantasy teams this afternoon.

An eBay listing for a freaking sick Mexico flag with the logo for the Los Angeles Chargers just plastered on in the most inelegant manner imaginable.

What’s the over/under on days my wife would allow me to fly this outside of our house without saying something?

I also wonder if Puka has ever read a book on the sideline, haha

After last night Puka Nacua has 54 receptions and is now on pace for an NFL record 177.

This season Philadelphia Eagles WRs have combined for 40 receptions.

I ranked famous sports press conference moments with my boy (and former TA) @dereklikessports.bsky.social.

🥉 I’m just here so I won’t get fined
🥈 They are who we thought they were!
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NFL First Quarter Report Card Spotify video

Oh hello! How would you grade the first four weeks of every NFL teams season? Here's our long-winded answer: open.spotify.com/episode/6Z5o...

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”Not only is this practice wrecking productivity, it is also increasing corporate energy bills, effectively eating the sandwich (if you will) from both ends.“

A chart of all of Breece Hall’s rushes. They all go to the left side. I wonder who was playing defense on the right side 🤔

The negative space of this image is a portrait of T.J. Watt.

I’m built different [derogatory]

Sure, I failed fifth grade, but you just wait and see what I’m able to do this year when I’m in fifth grade.

Tacking on the episodes on Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, and John of God fills out the story too.

Don’t worry he somehow returns

Oh my god I love it.

Honestly though, has anyone pitched a relegation/promotion system? Imagine a wealthy Oberlin grad just pouring a bunch of money into their NIL and making them college football’s Wrexham.

“Meant to say that she’s an intelligence asset for the FBI.”

“Meant to say that the FBI in this case is the Female Body Inspectors.”

“Did your wealthy parents guarantee the apartment? How did you find this apartment- through a special political connection?”

Replace “apartment” with “political career” and you have the Andrew Cuomo story.

It’s all &Pizza and Sweetgreen now get with the times

Tom Cotton once had a nervous breakdown because he saw a brown person in NoMa.

Actually if we tax the rich less it will trickle down.