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@themikeheld.bsky.social

I said you must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes? Wife guy. Girl dad.

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my field of dreams is you all shutting the fuck up and just enjoying baseball being back.

21.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dudes will do anything except learn how to read

21.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

these stories make me so aggressively mad, because I know if I was fifteen now, I'd be absolutely hooked on this fucking thing and would be dead because of it.

21.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a five "Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point" fire

20.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

boy this has to be one of the biggest "heartbreaking the worst person you know" in a long time

20.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I collect hats and this is the correct rule.

20.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that was...not a short home run lmao

20.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Boone refuses to give him respect

20.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but baseball has marked the time.

20.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

we had a trivia night on a night that Springsteen was supposed to be in town and had to cancel, so I recreated this.

it's bad.

20.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, CW Post 12/12/1975

(imo it's Dancing In The Dark)

20.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

simply need someone to play twilight struggle with online so I don't have to play chess online with my dad

20.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry just getting ready for the season, spring is for us too.

20.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what the fuck is this lineup

20.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am ATTENDING A YANKEES GAME TODAY

20.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bring back sports morning

19.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did you know that the Vatican has a woman as the official head of their government?

19.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
19.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taking the god damn escalator

19.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather be dead in Omaha than alive in Storrs

19.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

baby got hangry as hell but also, we got a good photo of all three of us.

18.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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first beach day

18.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

18.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day in hell (Wolverhampton fan)

18.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump doesn't know an XLOOKUP from a pivot table.

18.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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woke street journal strikes again

18.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

get out

18.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's say it ain't so but it should be foolish father, or Cleopatra, or Da Vinci, or Back to the Shack.

EWBAITE is a criminally underrated Weezer album. That's the hill I will die on.

18.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's say it ain't so and it aint close

18.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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beep beep

18.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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