i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."

I need to start investing in really cheap tea, the type of tea that says ‘you’re not even going to remember to drink me, you’re just going to carry me around like a little pet, to just have next to you for comfort’

The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:

Road to Wigan Pier is a rant of a book. But it goes so hard on why it’s evil to begrudge the poorest simple pleasures.

A typewritten note that reads: simply surviving your day in this godawful time in history is a massive win. anyone who tells you that it isn't enough needs a solid punch to the groin. you survived your day. we're proud of you.

✨ gnbsky

m (first time being high): woah! guys, that bear is TINY

friend: that's a raccoon, you fucking dipshit

I love this silly vintage polish matchbox kitty

“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”

Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

A stick figure made of overlapping punctuation marks from a typewriter labeled as Craig saying "ladies and gentlemen the weekend"

Girls in your area

Girls in proximity to your location

Girls approaching your coordinates

Girls have breached the perimeter

Girls inside the containment zone, repeat, girls inside the

I think people are wrong when they don't like tarantulas.
I would like to argue why tarantulas are the *best* spiders.

✅️ big bois. i like to know where a scary friend is at.

✅️ slower and less scurry = less jumpscare

✅️ no sky webs for my face to tangle into every day

✅️ misunderstood underdog

A cicada: COME, FRIEND. SCREAM WITH US.

I have been informed that private businesses cannot have mask requirements because "that's fascist."

If masks are fascist, so are shoes and trousers. I should be free to enter without either. Just toes out, labia waving in the wind, let's go.

Vincent Price, with an armload of floofy cats. Two black, two grey-ish. Because he's Vincent Price, he's hamming it up like mad with a ridiculous scowl on his face.

Because sometimes, what you really need to see in this life is Vincent Price with an armload of extremely floofy cats.

Well, I do. Love that man.

I've seen this posted multiple times and every time, the people quoting it have edited out that he said "and keep fighting to be who you are."

THAT is important here. This is explicitly aimed at queer people and I'm tired of people erasing that context.

Close up photo of a little pill bug walking across the sidewalk in the sun

Little man truckin' along. The sun was just right to capture a big ol' pillbug shadow
#invertebrates #inverts #isopod #photography

Spiders are there watching you be conceived, and there when you die

Don't die without thanking them for watching over you

It turns out I am also 6’ 3” and 224 lbs. Camera doesn’t do me justice.

A parody of "Join, or Die." revolution political cartoon. Instead of a snake, a dragon, representing various minorities, holding a cracked crown, representing the American oligarchy.

Sick and tired
(Disclaimer: trans is at the head for a reason, but all else is random. Getting distracted by what should go where is exactly the petty distraction they want.)

A group of six nature valentines. A picture of a bog with pitcher plants, with text saying "Our love is like a bog. Built up over time, resistant to decay, deeply interesting to just a small number of people." A yellow slime mold stretching out and exploring. "our love is like a slime mold. Collaborative, complex, at times unnerving to behold." A piece of limestone with a small trilobite in the corner. "Our love is like limestone. Layered, useful for many purposes, shaped by the friends we met along the way." A ring-billed gull with a french fry on a beach. "Our love is like a ring-billed gull. Abundant, found in North America, sometimes sustained by french fries." An Atlantic horseshoe crab walking on the sand. "Our love is like a horseshoe crab. Tough, timeless, unrelated to true crabs." A drawing of the phosphorus cycle, with arrows connecting various parts of a scene, including algae and fish and a farm and a river and a forest. "Our love is like the phosphorus cycle. Important, really hard to draw."

Nature valentines.
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I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.

I asked for the vaccine at 38 and was refused... 6 months later at 39 I got shingles -_-

I simply will not allow the fact that my body is older prevent me from sledding, though I am now in quite a lot of pain.