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And the jokes they’re always bad he/him

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Latest posts by rajohns0.bsky.social on Bluesky

“No Kings” includes Agnarr

13.09.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

HHS has decided to join Bluesky after RFK Jr heard people make shitposts here and he wanted to know if he could swim in them

18.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 231    🔁 27    💬 7    📌 1

Imagine if Ohtani hadn’t wasted 6 years toiling away on the wrong SoCal team

18.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
2025 ALCS presented by loanDepot
SEA leads series 3-2
Blue Jays 2, Mariners 6
Pictured: Eugenio Suárez shows emotion after hitting a go-ahead grand slam. He is wearing a white Mariners uniform with teal outline.

2025 ALCS presented by loanDepot SEA leads series 3-2 Blue Jays 2, Mariners 6 Pictured: Eugenio Suárez shows emotion after hitting a go-ahead grand slam. He is wearing a white Mariners uniform with teal outline.

THE @MARINERS ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THEIR FIRST-EVER WORLD SERIES APPEARANCE 😮

18.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 133    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 7

1 More

18.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOOD VIBES FUCKING ONLY

18.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dan Wilson Why

17.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

. . . Go Mariners

17.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nevertheless, Go Mariners

17.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tim Robinson as Max Scherzer

17.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go Mariners everyone

17.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same!

16.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Women don't like the vehicle

16.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 1609    🔁 251    💬 15    📌 37

Oh don’t mind me, I’m just being a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas, nbd

16.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The kids today with their Ed Gein

13.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 31    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Heart-shaped box to bring all my WFH farts into the office

16.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New influx of bsky users? Lol, never touched me before and never will

16.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to blue sky followers I already have, hope you have a nice time

16.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is Peavis

16.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To be honest, I’d get really tired if I had to throw a baseball fast for a while

16.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go Mariners though

16.10.2025 01:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoah, didn’t realize

15.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

permanently embarrassed millionaire

13.08.2025 21:25 — 👍 78    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 0
A cartoon comic of a man and a woman standing by a tree. why so lonely cutie says the man to which the woman replies, came here to fart

A cartoon comic of a man and a woman standing by a tree. why so lonely cutie says the man to which the woman replies, came here to fart

15.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 151    🔁 37    💬 1    📌 4

Make butt plug guy do it, but he has to wear a Raleigh jersey.
Barring that, Zunino

14.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pez dispenser for Wheat Thins?

14.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pez dispenser for Cheez-Its

14.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pez dispenser for Ritz crackers

14.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pez dispenser for saltines

14.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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