@casspunchaghast.bsky.social
I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and punching Varric. Written by @vesaldi.bsky.social
I cannot believe this tome has revealed my secret identity. It was a secret!
27.07.2025 16:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A dragon? Where?? π‘οΈπ‘οΈ
15.07.2025 20:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nalia the Nookie Spirit. Cassandra greatly disapproves.
19.03.2025 20:45 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Because they know I would crush them.
06.03.2025 05:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0...how peculiar. I hope you are not animated with ~blood magic~.
05.03.2025 17:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(Takes the slip of paper and gently pokes the candlehop.)
04.03.2025 06:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What is this tiny... oh, a message? Oh... fascinating...
04.03.2025 03:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I apologize. I closed my eyes to take a nap and suddenly it was no longer the Dragon age.
24.02.2025 06:20 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0It appears I momentarily forgot how to write, but it is suddenly coming back to me.
24.02.2025 06:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One time. I did this ONE time.
10.02.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And what precisely is wrong with baldness?
23.01.2025 04:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hm, dragon riding would indeed be a praiseworthy skill, certainly moreso than riding a griffon. They are rivals, and have sparks, you say...? π
23.01.2025 04:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0None of you can spell. Embarrassing.
23.01.2025 03:48 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dragon Knights... of Love...? I am not familiar. Tell me more.
23.01.2025 03:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Absolutely β AND I MEAN IT β do not.
22.01.2025 23:17 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0(Disgusted noise.) Quite telling that the question must be asked.
22.01.2025 18:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0...did I just see a demon?
22.01.2025 18:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Cassandra Pentaghast stands with a speech bubble that reads "throw the Maker's wrath at Transphobic people.
The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."
26.12.2024 14:51 β π 119 π 41 π¬ 1 π 1(Unwraps the cookies and takes a bite, almost immediately scowling.) Yeuch, tastes like ash and despair. And... corn...?
20.01.2025 06:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deal. With. A jar of bees.
19.01.2025 03:40 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Why do I feel like I have seen that goat before...?
18.01.2025 23:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cole,
I would very much enjoy moving forward with the book club. I have had the great fortune of growing my collection including many of the serials I have been told are among Bellara's favorites. I would be happy to assist in finding copies for your compatriots.
Respectfully,
Cassandra Pentaghast
(SIGH.) I shall never be invited to visit the Lighthouse at this rate.
17.01.2025 03:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0We can only restore order by getting chased by Cassandra.
14.01.2025 20:10 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I did not suspect you. There are no bees, after all.
14.01.2025 15:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Peeks out the window even harder.) They are not... undead ducks, are they...?
14.01.2025 15:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(Peeks out the window.) Maker's breath...
14.01.2025 15:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dare I ask why you have a duck?
14.01.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
