Sam

Joe Pesci has the density of an elephant to crush that car from a 30 ft fall

Wait a second

I hope a compilation exists of every tech demonstration on a stage going wrong

Kerkez believing in aliens explains everything

ultimately, this is a big story and i know everyone is going to keep talking about it, but if the club sticks to what they did today, salah won't be missed and that is honestly the saddest part.

thought Van Dijk's postgame quotes were really great.

obv didn't get sucked into picking sides, but "being ready for the outside noise" is what Salah's biggest mistake is. he's played poorly and then started listening to criticism against him, referencing Carra having a go at him.

Lol well done Flo

a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` kevin '' written on it . Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` kevin '' written on it .

Kevin Mac Allister goal alert.

Orrrrrr just arrest anyone that damages it or does homophobic stuff?

Lol lmao

Love that the social media team is just "pretend everything is normal"

My American Eagle ad pitch that lost to the Sydney Sweeney "she's got great jeans" campaign.

"SEIZE THE JEANS OF PRODUCTION"

She's a yoghurt fiend

Trader Joe's eggnog flavoured Greek yogurt

Time for some Nogurt

25-26: 4 goals and 2 assists in 1120 mins, all comps
- 1 gc every 187 mins

24-25: 29 goals and 18 assists in 3380 mins, all comps
- 1 gc every 72 mins.

no one threw you under the bus.

Graph showing 2025 MLS team payrolls, with Inter Miami outspending everyone else by a significant margin

Guys, I think I know how to win MLS Cup…

Taylor Twellman simping all season has added to the annoyance of Miami being in clear violation of MLS roster rules.

Hope the engrave an asterisk on that trophy

Ugh c'mon Vancouver

Slot in.

Ibou out.

i'm done with konate.

jesus this match

Quite the finish there

tweet from Brent (@murrman5): "[me telling my story how i survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?"

tis the season

When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him

Group g containing Belgium, Egypt, Iran, and New Zealand

I think bein sports rigged this group

do I need to enroll to get skyrizi

Maybe I have plaque psoriasis too

Richard Cheese wrote the Skyrizi song. This is his band.

Dick Cheese wrote the Skyrizi song

welp my hulu is all fragrance ads

so very very done with this "debate"

call it whatever you want