Jay Walker - Professional Navel & Star Gazer

Please explain the point of Starter Packs on BSKY if we're going to be penalized for using them.

I followed 50k people over 5 months from Starter Packs created by people.

Apparently the bots do it so people like me are now SUS?

I really am a REAL dude from WA State just trying to have fun. WTF?

Anyone here remember turning on the radio & hearing REAL Rock-n-Roll on a Saturday morning?

You'd hear what's new from your favorite bands.
You'd hear cool NEW bands.
Kick ass music that pissed your parents off!

Kids today do NOT know Rock-n-Roll like we did.

Guess I'm just missing Casey Kasem.

Stealing thunder?

What if all these cats were Russian spies?

Strange that you seldom see cats in Russia?

Hmmm. Wonder who will send me a Russian cat first?

But that doesn't answer my first question, does it?

I like Big Butts and I cannot Iie!

But really. Why would you lie about something like that?

Now I'm having trust issues.

Applies to any MAGA cultist.

Apparently you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

But when you read the fine print, it's only around Thanksgiving.

Not a lawyer but I guess we have to wait till November to see if Arlo was right?

Thank you. That really helped!

Thanks. I'm figuring it out. Really appreciate the help!

Dear New Followers!

First of all. Thank you so much for following me!

Secondly, I APOLOGIZE for NOT FOLLOWING BACK ASAP

Bsky is BROKEN.

The volume of porn bots is such that I simply DO NOT have the time to sort thru 100's of them to find you. Nothing personal.

I've reported this so many times.

Glad all the holidays are over, l've been drunk since Halloween 🎃

Ever wonder what it was like to breed house cats down to the size they are now?

Anyone see Fred, lately?

I think FLUFFY BUTT ate him. Found a foot on the kitchen floor yesterday. Might be Fred's.

Damn it, Monica. I told you to select the smaller cats! We keep losing our best friends this way.

Ever wonder what it was like to breed house cats down to the size they are now?

Anyone see Fred, lately?

I think FLUFFY BUTT ate him. Found a foot on the kitchen floor yesterday. Might be Fred's.

Damn it, Monica. I told you to select the smaller cats! We keep losing our best friends this way.

Evidently, no.

Oh. I get it.

Hodor means "hold the door!"
Whew.
Boy that's been bugging me for a minute.

Did I miss anything else from that show?

Def prefer their early work

Yeah. You'll never beat a cat at "Slap Jack!"

WOW! All these follows from lonely 18-21 year olds and all with the same photos but different names.

Hmmm. Something's not adding up here.

I mean I know I'm HOT but I'm not THAT hot. 😂

Bsky is heading that direction too if they don't do something about all these porn bots. And soon.

"Fair is foul & foul is fair."

One of my favorite lines from Macbeth.

Describes 2025 perfectly.

We should listen to Witches more often.

FYI. This isn't me. This happened to a friend of mine about 10 years ago. That's why I put it in quotes. The BS he experienced was awful. I mention it here because people judge with zero clue about the battles people face. ❤️

"My dad's dying. Won't be much longer.

Good thing I have food stamps so I can afford to make him a nice steak & shrimp dinner, his favorite.

But I'm wondering how to ask the permission of the people judging me at the checkout."

People are fighting battles you know nothing about.

Be kind.

Never really understood this younger generation and their sheet pan dinners.

At my age I find BOTH incredibly difficult to digest.

I'm just trying to be the best person I can for my cats who deser.......they don't give a shit.

Bluesky Social media as it should be. Find your community among millions of users, unleash your creativity, and have some fun again.

My favorite person:
Babe. How come every time I walk by you've got half naked people on your phone?

Me: Just me trying to BLOCK all these porn bots, Hon.

My favorite person:
Right.

🙄
Please fix this bsky.app

My favorite human being told me Momma might not be very happy about it though.

As a father there is NOTHING more fulfilling than making your baby laugh, a bit harder to do after they've already fallen asleep ... but not impossible.

How do I know you are not a Russian Troll?
Worse.
How do I know I'm not?