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Robert Moffitt

@justplainbob.bsky.social

That justplainbob from over there. Retired Minnesotan who abides in Stately Moffitt Manor with Mrs. Lungs.

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‘I’ve never experienced this:’ Top Minnesota investigator on FBI shutout in Pretti shooting For more, MPR News host Clay Masters spoke with BCA Superintendent Drew Evans.

I liked the FBI better when they solved crimes rather than cover them up.

www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

16.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can see the level of fear in the GOP by the fact they are again pushing the SAVE Act, a bill specifically written to disenfranchise female voters. They hope they can pass it in time to supress the vote in November.

16.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Everytime Tom Emmer opens his mouth, I hate him even more.

16.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you work a little harder, you can find stories like this that go beyond the usual medal count or hero athlete profile.

16.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RIP, Robert Duvall. It was his tiny, early roles I remember the best. The smart cab driver in Bullitt. Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird.

16.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope it is not an omen, but I just thought about a dear friend I went to school with, and how I should have told have told her more often how much she means to me*.

*Don't worry, she's happily married to a great guy, and Mrs. Lungs thinks she's great, too.

16.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How did I get so old and never heard of Lundi Gras until today?

16.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good idea. More people recognize me from the Calvin avatar (I used it in the Bad Place, too) than my actual face, which just a very few folks on this site have actually seen.

16.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I die before she does (statistically probable), I hope Mrs. Lungs doesn't use a photo from high school or basic training for my obit.

My obit is already drafted and on file at the funeral home, BTW.

16.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck it.

Even Tots with "hard plastic bits" is 100% better than most things I put in my mouth, and that is no lie.

16.02.2026 00:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All the Hy-Vee employees at the cafe were buying all the deeply discounted Valentine's Day merch today. I would have too, but I don't like Rice Krispie bars as much as they do.

16.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't threaten me with a good time, teevee weatherman. 😉

15.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Back in the day, I fired a M247, an even more insanely deadly killing machine. Thankfully, no one was hurt, including me.

15.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Curling, but with recoiless rifles

15.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Right back at you, Winnie. Mrs. L and I had a delightful time there, staying at the iconic Fort Gerry Hotel.

15.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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15.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US!

15.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that gal

15.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was also surprised that Ichiddo Ramen in Crapids had completely changed their menu. Their online menu remains the same.

My old favorite, Tan Tan Ramen, was no longer listed. The chicken stir fry noodles I ordered where fine, but I missed the spicy heat of the old Tan Tan.

15.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Things at the dollar stores haven't been $1 for some time. But color me surprised when I saw that almost everything at a store in Coon Rapids had jumped from $1.25 to $1.50 overnight.

15.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somewhere, sometime, somehow some patriotic American whose name we will likely never know has made made copies of the records. They have them on a thumbdrive at home. When this country returns to saner hands, they will send them to a DOJ under new leadership.

At least, I hope that's what happens.

15.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My favorite PBS music program! 😉

15.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Heights has seen enough trouble w/o BS like this.

15.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone wins in this scenario.

15.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just thinking about all the journalists of color in Minnesota doing objective, professional coverage of the Occupation while the federal government targets people who look like them and their families.

15.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Put this story in front of your MAGA relatives and make them justify their support of this administration.

Just don't expect to be invited back for Thanksgiving dinner this year.

15.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

May her memory be a blessing.

I never met her, but one look at that great photo of her and the dog makes me I wish I had.

15.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Strib business columnist Evan Ramstad has been sounding more and more like a human being lately, and less like the WSJ drone he used to be.

15.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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