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FTM freelance film critic Co-writer of Corpses, Fools, and Monsters: The History and Future of Transness in Cinema out now! The Dog Dad Jeanne Dielman

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JACK KIRBY: what? who???

ALAN MOORE: *possessed of the farsight* LIQUID SWORDS

04.08.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seltzers & mineral water. I tend toward flavored ones for the former (not sure if Polar sells in AU) but with the latter there are many good options internationally. NA beers can be hit or miss (personally it made me realize I only was chasing the ABV and not the taste), depends on beer preference.

04.08.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine if he died in war his entire Betty arc would be replayed back to him in some hazy flashback a la DeNiro in Once Upon a Time in America

04.08.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marksβ€”it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

03.08.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6142    πŸ” 2475    πŸ’¬ 338    πŸ“Œ 549

I forget the actual history of it but it seems bullshit in the way the SAT essay supplement was sprung (and promptly reverted)

04.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl I had no idea that stupid β€˜fitness test’ went away to begin with

04.08.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Greyhound Combining history, reportage, and nature writing with intimate moments of reflection, Greyhound tells of the journey from miscarriage to parenthood, and the purpose creativity gives to our lives wh…

The book drops officially on August 12th, 2025, so keep your eyes peeled. You can read more about it here: softskull.com/books/greyhound/ share.google/DbhTIKSea738...

30.07.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dirty Harry (1971)

Dirty Harry (1971)

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains (1982)

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains (1982)

White Dog (1982)

White Dog (1982)

Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Images from films shot by cinematographer Bruce Surtees - BOTD in 1937

Dirty Harry (1971)
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains (1982)
White Dog (1982)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

03.08.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are submitting a list for my Best Experimental Cinema of the 21st Century poll, you now have until 11:59 on Sunday August 3.

If you'd like to participate by submitting an unranked list of 15 titles, let me know. I've received 65 votes and would still love to have more.

29.07.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

"WWE cancels post-PPV press conferences ahead of Summerslam" oh huh wonder why

04.08.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

The uncut version is on Tubi, if you want all the footage that was Too Hot For TV (not Not Too Hot for International Markets). I quite enjoyed it when I watched it last year.

tubitv.com/movies/46380...

04.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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She had a detached squirrel tail in her mouth earlier today but that’s behind us

04.08.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Death Ride To Osaka (1983) | Full Movie | Jennifer Jason Leigh | Thomas Byrd | Mako
YouTube video by ThrillGore Death Ride To Osaka (1983) | Full Movie | Jennifer Jason Leigh | Thomas Byrd | Mako

Here’s Jonathan Kaplan’s 1983 NBC TVM Girls of the White Orchid (aka Death Ride to Osaka) with Jennifer Jason Leigh as an American singer working in Tokyo nightclubs who is forced into sex slavery by the Yakuza youtu.be/sl222t-VL68

04.08.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

one month until part two

04.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
The cover of The Phantom Tollbooth, with a child face-to-face with a watch-dog, which is a dog with a stopwatch embedded in it. The illustration style is scratchy and loose.

The cover of The Phantom Tollbooth, with a child face-to-face with a watch-dog, which is a dog with a stopwatch embedded in it. The illustration style is scratchy and loose.

The Criterion collection cover for CARNAL KNOWLEDGE, which is the inages of Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel, Candace Bergen, and Ann-Margaret

The Criterion collection cover for CARNAL KNOWLEDGE, which is the inages of Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel, Candace Bergen, and Ann-Margaret

Jules Pfeiffer, the man who illustrated THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH, also wrote CARNAL KNOWLEDGE. That's range.

03.08.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Jonathan Kaplan, Director of β€˜The Accused’ and β€˜ER,’ Dies at 77 The nephew of Van Heflin also helmed β€˜Love Field,’ β€˜Truck Turner,’ β€˜Over the Edge,’ β€˜Bad Girls,’ β€˜Immediate Family’ and other admired films.

RIP to Jonathan Kaplan, director of the greatest JD film of all time, OVER THE EDGE
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

04.08.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Loni Anderson, β€˜WKRP in Cincinnati’ Star, Dies at 79 She received two Emmy noms for being "the smartest person in the room" on the CBS sitcom and tons of tabloid attention for her 1988-94 marriage to Burt Reynolds.

RIP Loni Anderson, will now play the WKRP end credits music in tribute. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/l...

03.08.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jonathan Kaplan, Director of β€˜The Accused’ and β€˜ER,’ Dies at 77 The nephew of Van Heflin also helmed β€˜Truck Turner,’ β€˜Over the Edge,’ β€˜Bad Girls,’ β€˜Immediate Family’ and other admired films.

Jonathan Kaplan's TRUCK TURNER was top-shelf blaxploitation, and his juvenile delinquency drama OVER THE EDGE was tough, compassionate and tragic - a classic of the form. He became a studio hired hand later on, but he had the magic. RIP.

03.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6

There are former Air America listeners who have said this since the Bush years

03.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of Bruce Wagner’s books tbh

03.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Face for the World to See- Alfred Hayes

A Way of Life, Like Any Other- Darcy O’Brien

03.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Miami Vice 120 "The Home Invaders" / Abel Ferrara

03.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Rod Stewart Tour Features AI Video Of Ozzy Osbourne Taking Selfies With Musicians In Heaven Over the past two weeks on his One Last Time tour, Rod Stewart has been dedicating his 1988 hit β€œForever Young” to Ozzy Osbourne, who died last month at 76. On the night of the Black Sabbath frontman’...

Stewart voicing his support for Nigel Farage is still the worst thing he’s done this summer, but this is pretty damn close.

www.stereogum.com/2317966/rod-...

03.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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The way I gasped

02.08.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a baseball film script loosely based off the Harvey Haddix game when the pitcher in question has this song

03.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering Closers are often labeled as Firemen this is a no-brainer youtu.be/fSDUu2B_X4k?...

03.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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1972's Unholly Rollers rules. AIP film w/ Scorsese as supervising editor. roller derby as pro wrestling. Claudia Jennings giving what should be an iconic performance of shoulder-chip anger, a woman whose experiences have made her pure exposed nerve w/ a drive to invite violence upon herself & others

03.08.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

Cosmo’s Factory **should** have a Sgt. Pepper’s rep

03.08.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best

03.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Masterpiece

03.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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