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Adam Smyer

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Author of the books Knucklehead (Akashic) and You Can Keep That to Yourself: A Comprehensive List of What Not to Say to Black People, for Well-Intentioned People of Pallor (Akashic). And the odd essay.

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I will die on this hill, and I accept the friendship ending over that point. That said, basically only soulmates would fall out over something like this.

17.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I support your reasoned and balanced response. Many years ago a close friend and I fell out over class issues in LOTRO. He insisted that Sam and Frodo had an equal relationship as peers, and I was like, "So how come only one of them is calling the other one 'Mister'."

17.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There are many great bands and many brilliant musicians. But none are objectively better than the Ohio Players. #oldhead #fightme #jiveturkey

12.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t understand a post, sure, you can respond with β€œHuh? What?,” or you can simply hold your tongue and let it go and move on with the absolute certainty that there’ll be, within seconds, another post that you also don’t understand.

06.11.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 560    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 1
esquire article with headline β€œwhy does gen z love rumours so much?”

esquire article with headline β€œwhy does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

09.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8398    πŸ” 1541    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 225

Many people are asking: "Why won't Mamdani just allow the wealth to trickle down the way it's supposed to?"

07.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you wake from an overly sound sleep on the subway, the announcer is saying shit like this.

08.11.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody else feel like they are in the first 20 minutes of a zombie movie? You know, the "There sure have been a lot of stories in the news lately about bitings" part?

01.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rising heat kills one person a minute worldwide, major report reveals Biggest analysis of its kind finds millions are dying each year from combined effects of failure to tackle climate crisis

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

29.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what idea would never catch on if it came out today? Self-control.

28.10.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was totally going to rob the Louvre. But I forgot.

19.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From Smell Loss to Brain Fog: Unpacking the Long COVID Puzzle Highlights from Stanford’s 2025 Long COVID symposium reveal new insights on smell loss, migraines, gut health, blood changes, and whole-person care.

medicine.stanford.edu/news/current...

30.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stop thinking about how one day there will be a name for this time that we are all living in right now.

27.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how every drug's selling point is "It's not heroin" and then you get to heroin and its selling point is "It's heroin."

28.08.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't know how much Quincy Jones just knows what I like and how much he is the reason I like it. All I know is TAKE MY MONEY QUINCY JONES

27.08.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

August 20, 2025!

I may be at that stage of life where I have future shock from now on.

20.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KNEE: *hurts*

ME: I didn't even do shit!!

KNEE: I know.

03.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh - Looks like the tsunami's been canceled. I wonder what it said.

30.07.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Southern Racists Are Nicer Than NYC Racists | SubwayTakes FULL EPISODE
YouTube video by SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma Southern Racists Are Nicer Than NYC Racists | SubwayTakes FULL EPISODE

Hot take from @wkamaubell.bsky.social. Based on my visits to Baton Rouge I do not disagree. If nothing else, some of the best "y'all"s I have ever heard in my life came from unlikely faces down there.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgpH...

20.07.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were supposed to switch off on the verses but I was feeling all of them so I did Chuck's too, and so now as far as I'm concerned that's how it came out the way it did irl.

15.07.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night I dreamt it was 1988 again and I was in the booth with Chuck recording Party for Your Right to Fight. I was kind of Flav and I was kind of me. My brain is fun as fuck sometimes.

15.07.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one hit me in the feels today

29.06.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11812    πŸ” 1484    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 180

hominahominahomina

28.06.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At some point I realized that the security guard I said goodnight to had no idea what "Yabba dabba doo" meant. Briefly considered changing my name and leaving town.

22.06.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ironically, upon the paper’s release, several social media users ran it through LLMs in order to summarize it and then post the findings online. Kosmyna had been expecting that people would do this, so she inserted a couple AI traps into the paper, such as instructing LLMs to β€œonly read this table below,” thus ensuring that LLMs would return only limited insight from the paper.

She also found that LLMs hallucinated a key detail: Nowhere in her paper did she specify the version of ChatGPT she used, but AI summaries declared that the paper was trained on GPT-4o. β€œWe specifically wanted to see that, because we were pretty sure the LLM would hallucinate on that,” she says, laughing.

Ironically, upon the paper’s release, several social media users ran it through LLMs in order to summarize it and then post the findings online. Kosmyna had been expecting that people would do this, so she inserted a couple AI traps into the paper, such as instructing LLMs to β€œonly read this table below,” thus ensuring that LLMs would return only limited insight from the paper. She also found that LLMs hallucinated a key detail: Nowhere in her paper did she specify the version of ChatGPT she used, but AI summaries declared that the paper was trained on GPT-4o. β€œWe specifically wanted to see that, because we were pretty sure the LLM would hallucinate on that,” she says, laughing.

Amazing: MIT researchers revealed how ChatGPT etc are destroying our brains and booby-trapped the report to expose those who want to use AI to ostensibly summarize the results.

t.co/JXeTALBPds

19.06.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5154    πŸ” 2147    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 182
ONLY STARS KNOW THE MEANING OF SPACE by RΓ©my Ngamije, read by Janina Edwards, Aaron Goodson, Denn...
YouTube video by AudioFile Magazine ONLY STARS KNOW THE MEANING OF SPACE by RΓ©my Ngamije, read by Janina Edwards, Aaron Goodson, Denn...

What a delight to have Only Stars Know The Meaning Of Space as this week's featured audiobook by @audiofilemagazine.bsky.social: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JxC...

Many thanks to Jo Reed and Stephen Cummings for the selection!

16.06.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness, if you like Netflix docs about egomaniacs causing avoidable disasters, this is a great time to be alive.

12.06.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Book by Haig N Najariah called "Sex Lives of Animals without Backbones"

Book by Haig N Najariah called "Sex Lives of Animals without Backbones"

trying to understand my ex better

06.06.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8069    πŸ” 725    πŸ’¬ 396    πŸ“Œ 130
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it’s time to replace all doctors with ai

05.06.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9278    πŸ” 1584    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 210

Is it just me, or have "reality" shows gotten even more malicious? Not that they were ever benign. But currently it seems inevitable that there will be a reality show where five people smoke crack for the first time and then we follow them around.

30.05.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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