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Scottish purveyor of #UX goodness in Ireland. #lanarkshire #meath Modern interests: #apple #android #javascript #css Retro interests: #zx81 #zxspectrum #specnext #amiga, old British telly, old British adverts. Sporting interests: #SPFL #MotherwellFC #F1

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True enough. Unfortunately, the bottom half of the internet now believes there’s a “6’2” trans woman” working at a branch of M&S, and you can bet it won’t take them long to figure out which branch and try to do their worst.

08.08.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
We all look forward to you joining us, and feel sure that you can look forward to an ongoing job challenge as well as a satisfying and rewarding career with Sun. If in the meantime, should you have any questions about the offer please feel free to contact us.

 Yours sincerely,
 for and on behalf of
 SUN MICROSYSTEMS IRELAND LIMITED

 Robert O'Dea
 Engineering Manager

 Claire Buckley
 Human Resources Manager

I wish to accept your offer of employment and I agree to these Terms and Conditions of Contract of Employment with Sun Microsystems Ireland Limited.

 My intended start date with Sun is:  1/8/2000
 -
 SIGNED: Calum Benson
 DATE:  25/6/2000

We all look forward to you joining us, and feel sure that you can look forward to an ongoing job challenge as well as a satisfying and rewarding career with Sun. If in the meantime, should you have any questions about the offer please feel free to contact us. Yours sincerely, for and on behalf of SUN MICROSYSTEMS IRELAND LIMITED Robert O'Dea Engineering Manager Claire Buckley Human Resources Manager I wish to accept your offer of employment and I agree to these Terms and Conditions of Contract of Employment with Sun Microsystems Ireland Limited. My intended start date with Sun is: 1/8/2000 - SIGNED: Calum Benson DATE: 25/6/2000

I ended up starting on the 8th, which was… 25 years ago today. #sunmicrosystems

08.08.2025 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

White Lightning was the reason I learned Forth. Never managed to write a game with it, and never used Forth since.

08.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You would hope M&S would have come out and said so straight away if that were the case, as it would have killed the whole stupid story stone dead.

08.08.2025 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“GPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic — a Ph.D.-level expert,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.

07.08.2025 20:36 — 👍 2817    🔁 759    💬 5    📌 193

The plug switcher part isn’t a _terrible_ idea, but I’m sure I remember much smaller and cheaper versions of that being available at the time.

07.08.2025 10:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The engines are on the wings…

07.08.2025 10:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You really think Sonos won’t be applying the increase to customers outside of the US, too?

07.08.2025 10:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopefully M&S would have said so rather than “apologising”, if that were the case… would have made it a non-story straight away.

06.08.2025 11:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Don’t they call it McCaig’s Folly any more?

05.08.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t worry, the EU (and other countries) are coming along with their own versions soon.

05.08.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“The limited-edition Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh wasn’t the most expensive Mac ever made – that was the $9,995 Lisa”… er, no. The clue’s rather in the name.

04.08.2025 21:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, that plus they’re films for children.

04.08.2025 17:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whoever it is, there’s zero chance they’re making this watchable.

04.08.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're going to send me something written by an LLM then save us all time and resources and just send me your prompt instead. I'll value a text that says "Heartfelt condolence message with reference to a list of events" more, because this way I at least actually know what you were thinking

03.08.2025 22:50 — 👍 700    🔁 157    💬 7    📌 12

"I can't brainstorm without ai" "I can't draw without ai" "I can't write without ai" "Ai summarized it for me cause it's too hard of a read"
So what exactly /can/ you do? Because you sound fucking useless to me

01.08.2025 00:30 — 👍 5012    🔁 2101    💬 9    📌 32

After a few seasons of dross, think I'm going to enjoy watching JBA's version of #MotherwellFC… roll on next weekend! #spfl

02.08.2025 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cartoon with windmills generating energy along the Canadian border with the U.S.

Cartoon with windmills generating energy along the Canadian border with the U.S.

I’ve heard worse ideas.

#ElbowsUp #TrumpsTradeWar BT @theomoudakis.bsky.social

02.08.2025 04:41 — 👍 503    🔁 76    💬 19    📌 11

Thanks, sounds absolutely dreadful.

01.08.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly not really, these days… last few were Antoni (gale force, 5th August 2023), Betty (gale force, 18th August, 2023), Evert (strong breeze, 30 July 2021), and Ellen (violent storm, 19 August 2020).

01.08.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not sure there was ever much doubt.

01.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Cat & Fiddle used to be my local!

01.08.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there is a very specific style to documentaries on the BBC these days where there are lots of striking pictures and soaring music and what feels like an utter terror of actually conveying too many facts, and am I just being curmudgeonly or does anyone else find themselves frequently disappointed

23.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 439    🔁 23    💬 88    📌 12

Is it "don't upload your photos to apps like Facebook and Instagram"?

01.08.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not loving it, but we’d sussed it after about two clues last night. (First night we were more confused—we worked out where the portacabin in the square was easily enough, but that wasn’t their final destination, so I’m still not sure why they gave us all the clues to that location at all.)

01.08.2025 07:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tiger Tim!

31.07.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have never forgotten that tune. But who trims carrots before they’ve washed them?

31.07.2025 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dunno, my wife got it right and she wouldn’t know Terry Pratchett from Terry Scott.

30.07.2025 23:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saying this with as much love as possible, but please stop using AI generated graphics for activism. Plenty of artists willingly donate their time and work designing for activists, and always have. It's not necessary to step on an increasingly struggling group in order to promote worthy causes.

30.07.2025 10:52 — 👍 2768    🔁 967    💬 21    📌 43

(And another 17 years after that until Gnasher showed up...)

30.07.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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