Orkhan Sariyev

Will I get a good income out of doing a PhD? Of course not.

But will I at least also find a stable job that allows me to pursue my research? Also no.

But will I at least be happy doing what I like? Hahaha also no.

Sounds like a terrible career. Where can I find the application?

Nobel Laureates Duflo and Banerjee to Join UZH

Duflo and Banerjee to Join UZH 😮

www.news.uzh.ch/en/articles/...

8 years and so many disappointments here

Sweeteners can harm cognitive health equivalent to 1.6 years of ageing, study finds Researchers say low- and no-calorie sweeteners appear to affect thinking and memory in middle age

"Sweeteners can harm cognitive health equivalent to 1.6 years of ageing, study finds"

Or does it? Let's take a look at this "study"...

www.theguardian.com/food/2025/se...

Fostering autonomy in research should not come at the expense of critical supervision.

Job Offer: PhD-candidate (m/f/d) 65%, TV-L EG13 and Postdoctoral Researcher (m/f/d) 100%, TV-L EG13

We're hiring 2 quantitative researchers (m/f/d) at @unihohenheim.bsky.social
📍 PhD position (~€37K, 65%) + Postdoc (~€63K, 100%)
🔬 Work on biodiversity-friendly agriculture using CGE, land-use & ecosystem models
📧 Apply by July 30
More info: bit.ly/EEP_postdoc_...

For the life of me I cannot figure out why Donald Trump is trying to destroy higher education

I think we do not think enough about the question of what we learned from our superiors. It is worrisome if the answer is not satisfying.

And, I think we may not be thinking at all about the question of what we can provide for our subordinates. This is terrible.

✅ Action item: Review the #CDC adult #vaccination guidelines.

Due for one or more? ➡️ Schedule an appointment with your pharmacy or primary care provider.

I wonder if there is a specific German word to express the worry and discouragement that the blue color gives here.

Spoiler: yes!
#EconSky

Satat will revolutionize the field by confusing not only users but also spellcheckers worldwide.

I was #5,172,107!