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Kelly Anelons

@kellyanelons.bsky.social

The taller half of a mother-daughter comedy team. Still trying to learn the difference between teal and turquoise.

268 Followers  |  55 Following  |  118 Posts  |  Joined: 11.08.2023  |  1.7745

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Laurels for Manchester Film Festival 2026 screenplay competition semifainalist

Laurels for Manchester Film Festival 2026 screenplay competition semifainalist

Thank you, Manchester Film Festival for putting BEST LAID PLANS in the Top 20! Out of 950+ entries…are you kidding?! We are so happy that our female-led sex comedy is finding fans in the UK. πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ for everyone!!! Or is it biscuits for everyone?

04.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watchout by KARDI on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2022 Β· Duration 2:57

Trying to wake up the brain cells today? Try this song…Watchout. LOUD. You’re welcome. Now go write some pages!! music.apple.com/us/album/wat... #scriptsky

08.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just watched THE BALLAD OF WALLIS ISLAND and it is such a beautiful love letter to isolated life, and the music that connects us to each other and the lost parts of ourselves. The sweet simple finale made me fucking sob on this plane. Bravo, Tom Basden, James Griffiths, and Tim Key!! #scriptsky

07.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, I’m probs buried in a box somewhere so I bequeath you my Bluesky drafts folder. It’s full of all my best comebacks… 5+ years too late.

02.08.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Writing partner: β€œLet’s go somewhere new to write today.” CUT TO: Me, clutching my laptop as we drive deep into the desert. β€œToo far. TOO FAR.” πŸŒ΅πŸœοΈπŸ’» #scriptsky

02.08.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

23.07.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Festivals, Screenplay Contests, Submissions Enter the world's best film festivals and screenplay contests. FilmFreeway makes it easy to discover, submit and get tickets to thousands of events.

πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ Get your cookies ready, everybody! BEST LAID PLANS just made the Semifinals of Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Fest! And...crunch! :) Thanks, FilmFreeway.com for the fun dashboard announcement! #scriptsky

22.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SinΓ©ad Cusack | Actress Known for: V for Vendetta, Eastern Promises, Stealing Beauty

Today the voice of my subconscious will be played by… Sinead Cusack… in her role as Hannah Thornton in North & South. You’ve been warned. #film #anxiety #screenwriter

www.imdb.com/name/nm01936...

06.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thou shalt not snatch people off the streets for their opinions.

27.03.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14909    πŸ” 2739    πŸ’¬ 234    πŸ“Œ 96

Ok our new codeword is BACKPACK. Its use will trigger a wave of happy dog and squirrel memes until the user has reverted to a functioning level of writing/optimism. Deal?

18.03.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hanging in there. Every day feels like we’re all just doing homework at the dining room table and then a mean drunk uncle stumbles through in his undies muttering racist stuff and then pukes on our backpacks. Obvious thematic imagery…but also may have happened during a sleepover when I was a kid.

18.03.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @abovewill.bsky.social how’s it going? I’m worried you’re in a pollen coma. :P

18.03.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading THE BIG SICK script by Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani. I love the way Gordon and Nanjiani laid out their montages. They’re so clean and well-paced. Each montage tells its own complete story while also creating tension for what’s to immediately follow. #credithumanwriters #scriptsky

13.03.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GASP. That looks like an amazing place to spend time when everything is cold and gray outside. Thanks for posting :)

06.03.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeeeessssss. My writing partner and I are also doing applications right now and oh my god…the way we’ve argued over this artist’s statement. It’s like being tasked with writing the perfect marriage vows for people we don’t know.

06.03.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

12:15 Work on new comedy

12:30 Try to remember name of historical figure I need to reference for a joke

12:31 Eat another cookie…you know for brain power

12:35 Ditto

12:36 Open Safari to look up the historical figure…finds EVERYTHING KNOWN TO HUMANKIND

3:00 Wait. What was I doing? #scriptsky

05.03.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You guys! Look…we can support a small business owner AND make our panic rooms seem more cozy. Love all of this!

05.03.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Back at you :)

02.03.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading DIE HARD script by Jeb Stuart, revisions by Steven E DeSouza, based on Roderick Thorp’s novel β€œNothing Lasts Forever”.

My fave bit of exposition so far: β€œBig Cray units groan with electronic squeals and sparks as a million gigabytes goes to RAM heaven.” #credithumanwriters

25.02.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a sweater with the word love on it Alt: David from Schitts Creek wearing a sweater with the word love on it and looking judgey

I’m trying to decide between screaming into a pillow OR eating cookies while writing a new short. NO. You guys are so right! The answer is both.

18.02.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was so good!

18.02.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing news! Savor every second.

18.01.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm at that point in my life that roaming the moors in a flowing white gown, hair down, holding an antique lantern just to scare the shit out of people is looking like a viable choice.

17.01.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

Like many modern humans searching for greater serenity, I have 3 meditation apps on my phone that nag me....
RELAX. CALM DOWN. BREATHE. TAKE THIS CLASS TO CHILL OUT. DID YOU DO IT WELL, DID YOU HOW 'BOUT NOW...
at least 4 times a day. Strangely, it's not helping.

17.01.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry you’re going through that. It never feels like enough time.

04.01.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds lovely. I’m lying on the floor after going 10 rounds with the Christmas tree…I was KO’d by the 3rd string of lights. Upside, I smell like a car air freshener.

01.12.2024 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain is starting to think some of the people I meet in real life are AI.

28.11.2024 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES! (high-5s ficus) Let’s do this! We’re gonna finish the detailed outline and edit the upcoming pitch and write 5 holiday cards and…WAIT are my bookshelves messy?
..…4 hours later….
GODDAMNIT, KELLY. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ #scriptsky

27.11.2024 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barista: Why do you look confused?

Me: I’m a writer. This is just my face. #scriptsky

22.11.2024 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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