Andy S.

Even if you have a book to sell, do not answer the phone when Isaac Chotiner calls and wants to ask a few questions.

Who’s going to tell fish and chips was invented by a Jewish immigrant?

And the potatoes, tomatoes, and beans in her full English are immigrant foods?

As The Buddha taught, we should seek to free ourselves from desire, except for addicting video games.

If cocaine had a sound, it would be Tusk. Just like MC5 is the sound of cheap lager with cigarette ash in it.

A supplemental air conditioning unit that looks like a Dalek from Dr. Who.

Help! My office is being invaded by Daleks.

Those people probably think your modal sugar cereal reviews also say “die whitey.”

Dad achievement unlocked: arrived at the airport before the check-in counter opened.

A profitable cure to a cheaply preventable illness. That’s exactly the sort of conspiracy theory the MAHA crowd says exists everywhere except the one place they are actually doing it!

Feud between Anne Arundel Orphans' Court judges heads toward a finale The two-year feud between two Anne Arundel County Orphans Court judges heads toward a denouement this month, when a disciplinary commission considers complaints against one of them. Unfortunately, the...

There seems to be plenty of bad behavior to go around here. As a separate note, Maryland’s Orphans’ Courts really needs a rebranding. If we changed the name of the court of appeals, we can do this one too.

I made 147° eggs for the first time today and they’re as a good as they hype would have you believe.

And, like, my eyes when I pass the empty storefront. This is as easy as fact-checking gets.

In a world of Hulk Hogans, be a Mick Foley.

I’ve been a defense attorney in Maryland since 2004. I started working on homicide cases in 2007. Even back then, the defense bar was BEGGING people to look into Fowler. Maryland OCME was a disgrace under his administration. They used B&W film for autopsies until almost 2010!

It’s an ouroboros of stupidity.

The minced ginger is a great product.

Garbage in, garbage out.

LL COOL J drops out of Wawa Welcome America concert because of union strike LL COOL J said that he is not going to perform at Wawa Welcome America on July 4th in light of the AFSCME District Council 33 strike in Philadelphia.

Labor Loves Cool James.

Very glad that my Columbia application has been hacked and my info is out there for the NYT to launder through a eugenicist should the need arise.

If you want to mess around with 120 film, your choices are a $50 camera or a $5,000 camera.

Even for you, that’s grim.

All nine Nazgûl have cross-endorsed with Cuomo. You can rank any four Nazgûl and Cuomo.

Among history’s great villains.

The people who cancelled My So-Called Life have endorsed Cuomo

I'm really sorry everyone.

I've been making a lot of bad jokes.

And i hate to tell you the jokes will continue until democracy improves

The War Party is always in power in DC. That never changes.

I love reading the moment right before I realize I’m reading a CK3 post and I’m thinking “what on earth is going on here”?

If I taught an appellate advocacy class, this clip would be in my materials.

You really need to see it all.

A few weeks ago, I forgot the word “speakerphone” during a hearing and called it “the big phone we can all hear.” I don’t feel so bad about that anymore.

Half the guests at the hotel where I am staying are in town for a legal conference, and the other half are in town for a rodeo. It’s not hard to guess who’s here for what.