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If you could fix one thing about the music industry, what would it be?

AI collabs are coming. Hope your favorite artist likes singing with a spreadsheet.

Frank Ocean made silence a marketing tactic.

Every ‘music innovation’ still ends with: ‘and the artist gets paid last.

Which artist had the best rebrand in history?

AI can’t replace musicians — but it might replace playlists.

Labels love signing nostalgia acts because risk isn’t retro.

Music PR today: apologize, cry, announce new single.

What’s your favorite concert memory that still feels unreal?

If AI starts touring, who’s buying the VIP meet & greet?

The ‘live music experience’ now includes $17 water and PTSD from Ticketmaster.

Every artist eventually sells a documentary explaining their burnout.

Which song deserves a modern-day remake?

Streaming has more bots than fans, and somehow everyone’s verified.

Nicki Minaj doesn’t need a rollout. Her fans are the rollout.

The industry pretends every viral hit is accidental. The budget says otherwise.

What’s a music hill you’d die on?

AI ‘songwriters’ are trained on stolen art. How avant-garde.

Every pop star eventually releases their ‘dark era.’ It’s usually just grayscale filters.

Music execs say ‘the market decides.’ Translation: ‘we already did.’

What’s the last song that genuinely gave you chills?

Streaming pays in exposure. Unfortunately, rent doesn’t accept that currency.

Lizzo’s absence proves how fast the industry replaces icons with hashtags.

Touring is just the world’s most expensive unpaid internship.

What’s the most criminally overlooked album of the 2000s?

AI can replicate melodies but not trauma. Yet.

The industry says they love diversity — until it’s time to split royalties.

Artists used to chase Grammys. Now they chase algorithms.

Which artist would you want to see collaborate, dead or alive?

Every AI music demo sounds like a deepfake with stage fright.