@dorkusmcporkus.bsky.social
She/Her. That lady from Twitter who does the music and funnies. 🔞. Find my tunes on bandcamp (https://tapelady.bandcamp.com/) and most streaming services! I post my tits and ass here too
Check these out AND this year's current Bootleg #1 & #2!
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/bootle...
Boob sky
08.07.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You there! Make sure you check out my three part double EP series from 2024!
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/membrane
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/garters
tapelady.bandcamp.com/album/veins
my meet the artist for this year! <3
mwah!
IC-O2 BOGOTA IS FLY AS FFUUCCKK
31.03.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bitches are like “tits or ass” but the correct answer is gock
25.03.2025 10:06 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I'm actually so pumped for the re-africanisation of the banjo
04.03.2025 21:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm built like if a girl was a fridge that was also melted a little bit
03.03.2025 09:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Throat so dry call me Andy Coughman
24.02.2025 05:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I believe that by watching a single video of DJ Khaled, we have full insight into the mental process of a pre-revolution French duke
23.02.2025 09:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not getting bottom surgery until you can get a bioluminescent neo-pussy for the price of a week's wage at Subway
22.02.2025 07:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Saw some mehh hip hop w/ boyfriend last night
Looked pretty snazzy tho
Thanks Katie Pussycunt. Maybe try downloading CS Source?
21.02.2025 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UPDATES ON MY FRIEND WHO WAS STUCK IN NIGERIA!!!!
(leftatlondon.carrd.co will lead you to the campaign & the email)
Who up wormin' it rn
18.02.2025 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Explained who Ed Gein was to my boyfriend and he just said "Fashion icon."
17.02.2025 06:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing my endocrinologist writing "Feminisation maxxing" into my record while we talk dosages almost sent me into hysterics today
17.02.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You're cute, I love your butt"
14.02.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She blue my sky till I
14.02.2025 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's Valentines day, just got my bloods done, and now I'm gonna go on a date w/ my boyfriend
14.02.2025 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
About to go to rehearsal looking like a 90s kids show host who is about to start talking to the horrifying toaster puppet
12.02.2025 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone is listening to Ian Fidance standup very loud on the bus
12.02.2025 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who was the first person to put peanut butter inside of the pretzel? boy i would like to shake their hand
11.02.2025 01:10 — 👍 49 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0If I could fuck an apple crumble whilst tasting it that’s what it’s like dating you -gf
10.02.2025 08:50 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Manifesting something right now
08.02.2025 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My boyfriend just called the trollface "The Goblin Face"
08.02.2025 14:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh hell yea
07.02.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bondage isn't that kinky. It's like the 4 times tables of sex stuff
07.02.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Video of me tearing it up on drums during a protest gig 🥹 my bf at the end lol
youtube.com/shorts/PRpuX...
