Treks Maniacally

I didn’t choose the loafy life; the loafy life chose me.

#Caturday #Cats #CatsofBlueSky #Tortie

Who doesn’t love a free book? 📚✨
Grab @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social first book, In the Woods Somewhere, FREE on your Kindle today! 🏕️🌲

Your weekend plans? Sorted.

#FreeBook #KindleReads #BookLovers #BookRecommendation #AmReading #IndieAuthor #ReadersOfBluesky #BookBuzz #TBR #CheapReads #Bookish

🚨 Breaking news: Local cat arrested for excessive cuteness and public display of belly—bail set at 3 treats. 🐾

#caturday #cats #tortie

#caturday
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Book Review: What Blooms in Barren Lands by Margo Smythe 🌵💔🕊 Because if the world ends, you better believe someone’s still gonna catch feelings — and apparently it’s on Corsica.

This book made me stockpile beans, question humanity, and maybe fall for a morally gray man in Corsica. What Blooms in Barren Lands = chaos + dark romance.

#Books #BookReview #BookTalk #AmReading #DarkRomance #ReadersOfBluesky #BookishChaos

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Book Review: The Living and the Dead by Christoffer Carlsson 🔪🪦☕ A Swedish crime novel so atmospheric it made me consider buying blackout curtains for my soul.

Christoffer Carlsson doesn’t write crime fiction—he writes crime anthropology. In The Living and the Dead, murder is just the appetizer; memory, guilt & small-town rot are the feast. Bleak. Brilliant. Haunting.

#BookReview #CrimeFiction #NordicNoir #MysteryBooks #ThrillerBooks #BookCommunity

Insider info: I’m bad at posting but elite at unhinged book opinions.
Follow me and you’ll get chaotic reviews + the constant thrill of “wow, she shouldn’t have said that.” 📚💀

#writingcommunity #bookreview #bibliophile #unhinged #chaotic

Cute, in charge, and fully aware of it. Rent is due in cuddles, humans. 👑🐾

#caturday #cats #tortie #tortitude

Book Review: The Exorcist’s House: Resurrection by Nick Roberts 😈🔪👻 Parenting is hard enough without the devil renting out your basement.

My review of The Exorcist’s House: Resurrection by @spookywv.bsky.social is up! Turns out demons don’t pay rent, but they’re really committed to home ownership. 🏚️😈

#HorrorBooks #SpookyReads #HorrorCommunity #DarkFiction #ReadersOfHorror

Mine. #caturday

Ashamed to admit that even as a Kadrey connoisseur, it was my husband who had to smurf this knowledge onto me about a month ago. 🫠

Running on the all-meat platform — no skin in the game.

#politics

Finally, some transparency in politics. 💀

Finished the latest episode of Dexter: Resurrection. Incredible. 10/10. Loved how they casually ripped my heart out, stomped on it, and handed it back like “thanks for watching.”

#DexterResurrection #Dexter

Following me has its perks: thanks to my ADHD paralysis, you won’t get spammed. Downside? The second I escape the rut you’re getting 47 posts in a row like I just discovered the internet. 😅

Current state: Paralysis

#adhd #adhdlife #adhdhumor #RelatableAF

Oh sure, you worked hard today. Tell me more while I recover from my 18-hour nap. #CatsofBluesky

You ever say something totally normal (to you), but then watch someone’s face change and you realize—apparently—you’ve just committed social murder?
Like… my brain wasn’t trying to be mean. It was just… fact.
And now I’m spiraling about it.
Anyway, I need my people. 🫠

#AuDHD #Neurospicy
#ADHDLife

In the woods, the pages turn,
Secrets hide, and questions burn.
A crimson blade to mark the scene,
Where nothing’s ever what it seems.

Follow, like, and stake your claim,
Ten will win, but none the same.
Read the book, chase down the clue—
This bookmark’s waiting just for you.

#booksky #reader

All of those who also worship at the altar of wrestling and Weird Al — reveal yourselves.
My husband’s on here being unintentionally hilarious because he’s socially awkward as hell.
Follow him for the kind of comedy gold you can’t write — trust me, I’ve tried.

#booksky #wrestling #aew #wwe

What a sweet little furbaby. 😻

Am I too late? Did I miss #Caturday again?
Anyway — In the Woods Somewhere by @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social, is officially paw-approved by Wilma Gene herself.

10/10 literary critics agree: all books should come with fluff-based endorsements.

#Booksky #Books #ThrillerReads #TBR #BlueSkyBooks

CCF Warns Premier Houston: Hiking Ban Threatens Freedoms, Petition Demands Repeal - Canadian Constitution Foundation The CCF has formally sent a letter to Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston and National Resources Minister Tory Rushton urging the provincial government to

The “Canadian Constitution Foundation” (CCF) — aka Crayon-Chomping Fuckwits — says hiking bans violate our rights.

1️⃣ You don’t speak for me.
2️⃣ Your right to frolic ends where my property line begins. Fuck all the way off, Karen.

🖕Sit on it and rotate.

#NSFires #CCF #NS #NovaScotia #GetFucked

The Flesh King by Richard Kadrey – Review What happens when you mix a fucked-up family, NYC mobsters, and a flesh-eating immortal freak? You get carnage. Glorious, squelching carnage.

Just dropped a review of The Flesh King by Richard Kadrey (@richardkadrey.bsky.social).

It’s got:
💀 murder dads
🍖 sentient meat
🧃 emotional damage
🔫 a girlboss with a gun

My review is 2,000 words of sarcasm, viscera, and spiritual damage. Read it.

#BookSky #BookReview #HorrorLit #BookRecommends

Book Review: Down by the Water by Sam Evans ⚖️🥺 Jury duty as emotional punishment A grief-soaked psychological spiral that slaps like a breakup text from the devil himself

Just dropped my review of Down by the Water by @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social. Two men. One haunted woman. Endless emotional damage. Binge it or Burn it? You already know.
🩸Read it on Substack for chaos.
💀Goodreads for calm.

#Book #ARC #Booksky

Stephen Colbert looked America dead in the eye and told Trump to go f**k himself—on live TV.
It was poetic. It was cathartic. It was epic.
Put it in the history books under “Things That Healed and Unified the Nation.”

#Colbert #Trump #IconicTV #GoFuckYourself #BlessedAndUnbothered

Redbubble’s got Sandman Slim merch on sale and my wallet just burst into flames.

If you don’t know the book, here’s my review 👇
If you don’t know @richardkadrey.bsky.social, give your head a shake and go fix your life.

#TBR #Merch #Booksky #Bookstagram #Book #UrbanFantasy #Bookish #MustRead

Right? He’s not just pissed—he’s haunted. Glad it hit you too. Some characters aren’t just written—they bleed, and Kadrey brings them to life. 🤌

You’re welcome! Your books have gotten me through some tough times—just glad I get to say thanks.

When I was 16, I got caught cheating on my girlfriend at a Wheatus concert. You'll never guess what she called me when I saw her in school the next day.

Right?? Stark’s basically a dumpster fire in a leather coat and I would die for him. 10/10 would let him ruin my afterlife.