Ryan Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Down on Spaghetti

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

Fullweird Al-Chemist #36 - "Cavity Search" "Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me"

Good day! You know the drill by now.

FULLWEIRD AL-CHEMIST #36 is out! We extract our first song from 1996's "Bad Hair Day" as we explore "Cavity Search", Al's dentistry-themed parody of U2's "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me".

#weirdal #musicsky

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*menacingly* "It is Wednesday, my dudes."

A Mr. Ugly Contest between Ox Baker and Mr. Frenchy

Send your postcards in today! #wrestlesky 🤼

The real Smashing Machine was the friends we made along the way.

Sputnik Monroe The wrestler who sold the hottest ticket in Memphis and then told the city where to sit.

A pro wrestling heel helped change Memphis seating habits. I’ve written about Sputnik Monroe’s case for the Wrestling Observer Hall of Fame, and how wrestling can bend civic life in surprising ways.

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My Uber is here

Eddie Gilbert and Jerry Lawler in the WMC-5 parking lot on September 1st, 1990:

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (30th Anniversary Edition).

Hahaha, joke's on you. I've been working on this for 41 years.

Yes, please! Fuck ICE.

Peggy Hill, I tell you hwat

"The reception for 'The Life of a Showgirl' has been, in my opinion, rather mixed."

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"

Chrontendo Episode 29 (00:55:34)

#wrestlesky 🤼

I remember the 2004 TPI being an all-time great wrestling tournament, but only about 300 people attended each night. 4/10 overall.

I didn’t choose the loafy life; the loafy life chose me.

#Caturday #Cats #CatsofBlueSky #Tortie

Fullweird Al-Chemist #35 - "I Was Only Kidding" "I really love you...NOT!"

Happy New Taylor Swift Album Day!

What does TLOAS have to do with this post? Absolutely nothing! Just algorithm stuff.

FULLWEIRD AL-CHEMIST #35 is now out!

Today, we have the Tonio K-styled "I Was Only Kidding" from 1992's "Off the Deep End" album!

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The Genius in a terrible blonde wig.

The Genius in a blonde wig looks like Jimmy Garvin cosplaying as Michael P.S. Hayes. #wrestlesky 🤼

*ran

Bah!

Fullweird Al-Chemist #35 - "I Was Only Kidding" "I really love you...NOT!"

Happy New Taylor Swift Album Day!

What does TLOAS have to do with this post? Absolutely nothing! Just algorithm stuff.

FULLWEIRD AL-CHEMIST #35 is now out!

Today, we have the Tonio K-styled "I Was Only Kidding" from 1992's "Off the Deep End" album!

fullweirdalchemist.substack.com/p/fullweird-...

Kowabunga responds as expected, calling the attempted vehicular manslaughter "totally bogus, dude" and "pukus maximus".

Dave Brown talking to Kowabunga the Karate Turtle, who is wearing sunglasses.

"Earlier today, Eddie and Doug Gilbert callously run over Jerry Lawler with their car.

Your thoughts, giant turtle in sunglasses?"

Wrestling Champion Condemns ICE Ads Playing During ‘AEW Dynamite’ The ICE recruitment ads aired several times during the October 1st episode, and Page took to social media.

Wrestling Champion Condemns ICE Ads Playing During ‘AEW Dynamite’

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The Don Callis Family vs. 7-8 babyfaces would be one hell of a Cibernetico match. #wrestlesky 🤼

"Over 200 Characters", or "Half of the Don Callis Family" #wrestlesky

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a black spot on it . Alt: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a black spot on it .

*finally defeats the Last Judge after 726 attempts*

Me, pumping my fist in triumph: "YEAH, SUCK IT!"

*the Last Judge explodes, killing Hornet in the process*

Me:

Ryan Navigates '90 - #66 (8/29 - 8/31) Kobashi impresses in early singles action, the Adamses get their revenge, BLACK SCORPION, and a whole lotta Jeff Gaylord.

Good day!

Part 66 of my look at the world of wrestling in 1990 is now available!

The BLACK SCORPION addresses Sting, two Kenta Kobashi matches, Jeff Gaylord goes nuts, the Adamses get vengeance, plentiful Bill Dundee shtick, and more!

#wrestlesky 🤼

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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Aja Kong with the word "FUCK" shaved in her hair.

Aja Kong is better than your favorites.

#wrestlesky 🤼