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Problem haver. You should play fighting games with me, because I lack the motivation to play them on my own.

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Latest posts by miab.bsky.social on Bluesky

sneaking curry into a movie is a hell of a power move

18.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just making sure lol. damn it's been almost a year since i got mine. and i was using a nsfw outfit so i had to draw a stupid mosaic over half the outfit which somehow made it look even lewder than it was.

18.02.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please tell me it wasn't the same day

18.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like to think if i ever got this i'd be able to just log off forever, but i said that about all green and here i still am every night...

17.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nice big mug of soap

17.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does...dose he?

17.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hollywood is COOKED

I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

17.02.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4251    ๐Ÿ” 808    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Iโ€™m sorry but is there some sort of lore behind this toyline to explain why this guy is a lizard burger Christ being crucified for our delicious sins

17.02.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely NOT kids stuff

17.02.2026 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i love her

16.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 383    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The joke is like four years late sorry

16.02.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slurp Juice, it doesn't come in a jar

16.02.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's some real creepypasta nightmare fuel, I tell ya

16.02.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder how many zoomers got into xrd cuz it was a $10 budget game and never even knew about the creepy ass video that used to play in bedman's stage

16.02.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ALWAYS GET THE POLE POSITION!

16.02.2026 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

burrito too big

16.02.2026 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like mgs4 and think it gets an undeserved amount of hate but, the b&b Corp were the biggest misfire in the whole series and it's not even close

15.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a discord post that says:

every metal gear 4 boss plays out in the exact same sequence:
1. A pretty cool puzzle fight that maybe goes on a bit too long
2. 3 minutes of close ups on her ass as she writhes in pain screaming
3. She creepy walks at you until you kill her (this can turn into a mode where you can get her to dance to J Pop, make sexy poses while you photograph her, and make her mount on top of you while you're laying down)
4. Drebin calls you on the phone to say: "When she was six years old her entirely family was gunned down in front of her by mercenaries. Her brain was crushed by a looney toons anvil. She was thrown into a landfill where all she could do was eat rats for 3 months until she had the strength to crawl out. Then the landfill was set on fire and now all she can hear are the screams of the dying rats. well, at least she's not hearing the rat screams any more"

Screenshot of a discord post that says: every metal gear 4 boss plays out in the exact same sequence: 1. A pretty cool puzzle fight that maybe goes on a bit too long 2. 3 minutes of close ups on her ass as she writhes in pain screaming 3. She creepy walks at you until you kill her (this can turn into a mode where you can get her to dance to J Pop, make sexy poses while you photograph her, and make her mount on top of you while you're laying down) 4. Drebin calls you on the phone to say: "When she was six years old her entirely family was gunned down in front of her by mercenaries. Her brain was crushed by a looney toons anvil. She was thrown into a landfill where all she could do was eat rats for 3 months until she had the strength to crawl out. Then the landfill was set on fire and now all she can hear are the screams of the dying rats. well, at least she's not hearing the rat screams any more"

This was my experience with MGS4

14.02.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 347    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

14.02.2026 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11155    ๐Ÿ” 3211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:

14.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4069    ๐Ÿ” 958    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

i'm being told t hey won't be doing this

14.02.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh i bet

14.02.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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thinking about the best post again

14.02.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 194    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spider-Man fans who were 90s kids might know it as, "that place where Venom fought those chubby bald guys who were brandishing blackjacks" at least according to the back of the box. Never made it that far lol

14.02.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there was a Wacky Races reboot???...oh god why does it look like that.

14.02.2026 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aw shit they finally added achievements to OutRun 2 on PS2. i'll take any excuse to play OutRun 2 ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒ‰๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿš—

14.02.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New DoA6 revision?? Remove that dumb mechanic they added and bring back team matches, then we'll talk.

13.02.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tfw they found out we're The Patriots

13.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally. I can find out what exactly Ocelot would want with Shadow Moses, and its still functioning Metal Gear Rex railgun.

13.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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