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@wodewickthebwave.bsky.social

Adoring husband. Father of 4. That’ll do for now.

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The Caveman’s Lament
 
me think about her when sun rises
me think about her when sun sets
me say to her how much me love her
she tell me love invent not yet
 
me make cave all warm and cosy
me lie bearskin on cave floor
me play song of love on bone flute
she choose cave of Tim next door
 
me no more go out hunt mammoth
me throw spear too short or long
me sit in cave me paint her picture 
she say me got perspective wrong
 
me cook meal to show me love her —
diplodocus with fried beans —
she say food anachronistic
me not know what this means
 
stone age mighty hard for lovers
yet rub two flints look what you get
small sparks lead to big inferno
but she say love invent not yet


homo unrequitus

The Caveman’s Lament   me think about her when sun rises me think about her when sun sets me say to her how much me love her she tell me love invent not yet   me make cave all warm and cosy me lie bearskin on cave floor me play song of love on bone flute she choose cave of Tim next door   me no more go out hunt mammoth me throw spear too short or long me sit in cave me paint her picture  she say me got perspective wrong   me cook meal to show me love her — diplodocus with fried beans — she say food anachronistic me not know what this means   stone age mighty hard for lovers yet rub two flints look what you get small sparks lead to big inferno but she say love invent not yet homo unrequitus

Today’s poem is considered to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus. It’s called ‘The Caveman’s Lament’.

08.12.2024 08:41 — 👍 654    🔁 132    💬 23    📌 17
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14 billionaires. Here's the latest 👉 www.meidasplus.com/p/resistance...

06.12.2024 23:54 — 👍 3987    🔁 1009    💬 254    📌 85

How great to have an opportunity to thank you and all the HH ensemble, especially the original 6 idiots, for the part you have played (& continue to play) in the lives of myself and my four children. We have watched every episode over & over again. Thanks for all the laughs, songs & learning! ❤️👍

30.11.2024 10:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.

If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds

19.11.2024 10:22 — 👍 15352    🔁 5063    💬 465    📌 189

The cats!! I forgot to mention the cats!

16.11.2024 12:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok so I arrived here today. All good so far…..except….how do I go back to change my likes? I blithely said that I liked animals and so far I have seen 20 pictures of foxes, 15 of birds 2 squirrels and an owl!

16.11.2024 11:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

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