Rory, Aspiring Biologist

one day hong kong will stop using "cum" to mean with, but until then it will bring me endless merriment as i am very immature

I prefer the left's increased hair:body ratio, although the right is more accurate to how marge is actually shaped I guess, I think I prefer the left but maybe because I find it cuter and is less marge-y

Humanity needs to invent a new way to move so I can wander aimlessly faser
Call it splorfing or something

i didn't realise how much of episode 5 I'd forgotten I guess I'd always shortened it in my head to:
battle of hoth
they take han
luke loses his hand
but there's the exogorth and stuff, quite nice to actually see again

yoda was such a freak in episode 5, i respect him more for that than dignified yoda, let yoda be freaky

HK's enthusiasm for AI and stuff is pretty cringe ngl, blah blah late stage capitalism and the endless crushing of workers and labour means it's not unexpected
still cringe

seeing bbc articles call the current monarch "King" pisses me off, how am i supposed to know which king it is, it also implies some sort of hierarchy of monarchs which I should know and those which I amn't expected to when in reality I shouldn't know any of their names because they're don't exist

Secret Lairs that would go hard:
Halo
Dark Souls
Fred Durst (just him not the rest of limp bizkit)
Apples (fruit)
System of a Down
Exodus (old testament)
Seinfeld

This is a joke

Everyone wants hybrid mana for monocolour decks but no one seems to think about having to deal with things like Ashiok in UW control and stuff, sure you could play mindlock orb, but 3 mana ashiok is all that and more

why is regulating body temperature so hard, i am rarely a good temperature, either kinda sweating or cold and my hands shake,

If they change the hybrid mana rules in edh, the only new point I could think of is its interaction with Bloomtender and similar, which is very minor but not insignificant, it does feel a bit "weird", for some cards it certainly makes more sense, Kitchen Finks seems okay, but 3 mana Ashiok, yikes

I tried to donate blood and they rejected me, I understand but it hurts a little

hit'em with that yoinky sploinky

What game will you be playing?

I love the little stair robot from the third episode of season 1 of Andor, the trundeling motion and also being stairs, wonderful robots in this show

wish I could kinda levitate and sleep as a weird ball, at the moment the thought of lying down, just kinda accumulating an aura of my own filth disgusts me and I can't escape it

Local man pledges to spend 2 quintillion dollars in the next two months on funko pops and black tar heroin, he won't get close but it's an aspirational amount

a few times during the summer I worked at a place that very easily made you crazy, and then people would become upset with each other when they became crazy, of course i was also turned crazy, but i tried really hard not to take things personally, i feel an odd nostalgia for the place

Cover of the first edition of Harlan Ellison's I have no mouth and I must scream

From a certain point of view

Y'all need to get on my level, I've unlocked secret bathroom technique:
Number 0

lowkey wish i lived in a world of eternal dusk so i didn't sunburnt as much

It should be easier to drink stuff lying down
Am I lazy, yes
But I still think my point is valid
Maybe we should evolve a proboscis like organ

They're basically releasing so much magic you can ignore half of it and have a regular amount of magic

Wee Woo Wee Woo - Commander (Ratchet, Field Medic // Ratchet, Rescue Racer) A deck created using Moxfield.

Amblance
moxfield.com/decks/kPXAG-...

Scissor Sisters - Commander (Saskia the Unyielding) A deck created using Moxfield.

I have a great fondness for Saskia, doubling damage dealt each combat is very enjoyable.
My favourites are:
Doors of Durin
Aurelia the Warleader
Shanid, Sleepers' Scourge
Halana and Alena, Partners
Torens, Fist of the Angels
List for reference
moxfield.com/decks/rfZ2kh...

everytime I look at my calendar time feels so short and i remember how little work i've done or how much work i'll have to do in that time if i'm to make some deadline and it fills me with dread, i've been unable to sleep for the past few days at normal times and days shrink so fast

New MTG format:
PhD Experience
Players play from a 1000 card shared deck, drawing and playing one card per turn, the first to draw and play one of a small set of cards that cause you to win, the rest are just cards associated with pain and failure.

the best way to avoid ads on youtube is to watch stuff that just cannot be monetized so they don't get ads

INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW SPORT FOR THE AGES
*Fanfare*
DUEL BOWLING
*Airhorns*
THE OPPONENT'S SHINS ARE YOUR PINS

FIRST PERSON LEFT STANDING WINS

ONLY THE TRUE GO FOR THE FINISHING BLOW ON THEIR OPPONENT'S COLLAPSED BODY

#THEHEADISWORTHDOUBLEPOINTS

if the punishment for a disgression is a fine it's just a cost to the wealthy ig
maybe next level wealthy where you skip paying anything lol