Chris Bailey

Nice for (sir) Gareth Southgate to receive his gong for winning nothing; where’s the knighthood for @jimmy9? 🏏

Now @mancity.com fans know what they’ve been missing during the so called crisis… a fit - even 3/4 fit - KDB one of the greatest of all time ⚽️⚽️⚽️ the conductor of a previously discordant orchestra

Question for debate? Why do old people who are car passengers take their seatbelts off minutes before arriving home? And look for their keys ridiculously early too? Or is it just the ones I know? 😂😂

Thanks for a great night. A joyous concert 💪👌

We’ve just followed @squeezyjohn.bsky.social into the venue from Home.
Best possible omen… dungarees back in fashion!!

Pep Guardiola delivers news Manchester City fans were waiting for as love affair heads for 10-year anniversary | The National Catalan coach extends his stay at the Etihad and looks to add to 18 major trophies already in the bag

Guardiola delivers news Man City fans have been waiting for. Some words for The National.

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Streisand and Diamond 😂

I see the Met Office are warning that Storm Bert is on its way. I fully expect it to ‘do things differently’ have a deadpan sense of humour, be slightly miserable and wary of change but be good hearted and cause most damage in Stretford!! 🌪️🌩️

Dear Norway,
You’re 3-0 up at half time. #erlinghaaland has scored twice. Please substitute him. Thanks. 😂⚽️

Good evening. 🩵

Discussing Bluesky migration in terms of liberal flight misses the simple fact that most people use social media for fun not influence and this platform, unlike X and cruddified Facebook, doesn’t feel like you’re wading through shit to reach your friends. It’s not that deep.

Not football but I have to say the opening titles for #badsisters2 are the best I’ve seen and heard for years…. And while I’m at it Wolf Hall: #themirrorandthelight is perhaps the greatest tv of this century 📺📺

First: Cockney Rebel
Last: Keane
Next: Bellowhead

Hopefully more sanity and less hate over here! Let’s hope so 👍