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Arti, the Lightning Count

@articerile.bsky.social

UK's best Pokkén Fraud, EVO confirmed. Première source for inane posts about Card Games. Occasional content creator. They/them.

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Latest posts by articerile.bsky.social on Bluesky

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

15.11.2025 00:41 — 👍 1815    🔁 543    💬 25    📌 6

eat the shiny card?

14.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh my god are you still going?

She's literally funding anti-trans legislation in the UK.

14.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tony Hawk collecting the letter G after collecting K, O, and N.
HEADLINE: Confused Tony Hawk Gains Additional Life After Collecting Wrong Letters.

Tony Hawk collecting the letter G after collecting K, O, and N. HEADLINE: Confused Tony Hawk Gains Additional Life After Collecting Wrong Letters.

After skating around an abandoned warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk was surprised to realize that he had accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.
paletteswap.site/dif...

14.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 794    🔁 302    💬 3    📌 2

spaghetti and walls I guess

14.11.2025 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I spout a bunch of shit, eventually some of it is going to have some merit.

14.11.2025 09:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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this is why representation in games matters

13.11.2025 23:16 — 👍 4782    🔁 1660    💬 19    📌 12

what a unique experience, never been called a bot before

which is wild because I feel like it's pretty easy to tell otherwise

14.11.2025 08:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the formatting on my phone made me read the 'w' of was and then scan down into the 'anker' and was going to say that was uncalled for.

14.11.2025 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God, I know it would be funny if I did for a laugh, but I'd never hear the end of it.

14.11.2025 08:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think he might have finally gone to sleep

14.11.2025 07:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It's why orcas were attacking boats, it was self-preservation from seeing an apex predator.

14.11.2025 07:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay then, so what's your problem with making fun of rich executives who get their money by exploiting workers for profit and taking the lions share of any revenue earned from their work?

14.11.2025 07:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay I'm back on board with him being a troll now.

14.11.2025 07:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not, not everything is about you Ben, unless you're an executive with multiple yachts.

14.11.2025 07:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's the only reason I can understand why they would need to buy multiple of them.

14.11.2025 07:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think about the poor executives! They'll literally die if they can't buy another yacht!

It is my understanding that executives eat yachts.

14.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

You have to keep giving Disney money Anthony, can't you see that? The poor executives are starving!

14.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

God, I'm concerned you'd get mangled by a combine harvester if someone wrote "Free hugs" on it and painted it nicely.

14.11.2025 06:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh boy this ought to be good!

14.11.2025 06:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

"That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be."

14.11.2025 06:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You don't think it because you'd have to earnestly engage with the idea that corporations aren't wondeful piles of smiles and rainbows.

14.11.2025 06:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, but that doesn't run on the 3DS though.

14.11.2025 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Leave everyone else alone until you can be in an adult conversation.

It has been spelled out to you countless times you can't handle it and you get overwhelmed and upset, but you keep doing it!

Use this website for news like you want, and don't reply to anything, it's the best thing for everyone.

14.11.2025 06:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't agree with Ben on much, but he's pretty definitely human.

14.11.2025 06:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Great apology Ben.
"I know what I'm talking about and I'm not going to stop" is definitely something that invites forgiveness!

14.11.2025 06:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I could in fact be playing Samus Returns.
(That I pirated.)
((Would you believe my computer is fine?))

14.11.2025 06:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Apologies require an understanding that you're in the wrong and a willingness to internalise what that means and to move forward with change, otherwise it's just an empty platitude.
And going on precedent, it'll be the latter.

14.11.2025 06:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

We just try beyond what would be reasonable, so no-one can say that we gave up at the slightest resistance.

14.11.2025 06:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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