Mono Guerillo @monoguerillo

Found a few places mentioned online (DWK Science Laboratories, Stairbox, Longton Rugby Club, Heron Cross, Campbell Road Lorry Park) but wonder how early these places fill up for an evening game? Thanks

07.11.2025 10:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any suggestions for parking at Stoke City? #SCFC I don't mind paying but will I need to get there absurdly early to get in somewhere?

07.11.2025 10:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today I was so close to no fuck ups

24.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why-aye Captain!

04.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also came to suggest this, but also who is needing a new wallet every year?

24.09.2025 09:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Discovery is also good, especially if you like mushroom powered space flight. TNG is probably my favourite but I've watched / enjoyed all of it

12.09.2025 11:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are teleporters uncomfortable? Hopefully not as bad as that bit in Star Trek The Motion Picture when they materialise all managled

12.09.2025 10:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really old radio

04.09.2025 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She be like "next time he does my sandwich wrong I'm gonna do that thing he hates!"

05.08.2025 14:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure what degree you have if any but I don't recall being dragged through mine

03.08.2025 15:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What you mean is you like yours with mustard

26.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've got orange carpet though

22.07.2025 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck This Shit It's 12:00AM

19.07.2025 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck, Shit, Bollocks And Wank It's 1:00AM

20.07.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna show this to my wife, just so she knows working from home with me is not so bad after all

17.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't do drugs kids, also don't do your mum

16.07.2025 21:27 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or you have what you want for your breakfast & leave the rest of us to it!

16.07.2025 15:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perhaps get a new simpler alarm clock that you can actually operate

16.07.2025 12:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Without falling over all the time...

16.07.2025 12:22 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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18.06.2025 07:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't go to the playoffs finals in 1998 or 2019 so I was quite worried about today. Not a pretty game but we got the job done. Well done & thanks to everyone who makes this club what it is! #cafc
THE REDS ARE GOING UP!

25.05.2025 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So what is needed? Porncoms?

01.05.2025 12:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

2 house moves is impressive to still be finding it

13.04.2025 11:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I sort of get your point. But if your hoover has a clear dust collection thingy then it does look all snazzy after you clean up the inevitable spillage

13.04.2025 09:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's that time again

09.04.2025 08:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A bus driver clearly wrote this

08.04.2025 20:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trans Am wheel arch nostrils!

04.04.2025 08:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You'll be egg-bound!

03.04.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait until your horse is constipated, then you'll change your tune

31.03.2025 20:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can think of far more unrealistic things in movies than the practicalities of skinny dipping. But you are probably right

30.03.2025 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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