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#CAFC season ticket holder, Spreadsheet Engineer https://www.reddit.com/user/MonoGuerillo/ PSN: mono_guerillo

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She be like "next time he does my sandwich wrong I'm gonna do that thing he hates!"

05.08.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure what degree you have if any but I don't recall being dragged through mine

03.08.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What you mean is you like yours with mustard

26.07.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got orange carpet though

22.07.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck This Shit It's 12:00AM

19.07.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck, Shit, Bollocks And Wank It's 1:00AM

20.07.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna show this to my wife, just so she knows working from home with me is not so bad after all

17.07.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't do drugs kids, also don't do your mum

16.07.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or you have what you want for your breakfast & leave the rest of us to it!

16.07.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps get a new simpler alarm clock that you can actually operate

16.07.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without falling over all the time...

16.07.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/fore...

18.06.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't go to the playoffs finals in 1998 or 2019 so I was quite worried about today. Not a pretty game but we got the job done. Well done & thanks to everyone who makes this club what it is! #cafc
THE REDS ARE GOING UP!

25.05.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what is needed? Porncoms?

01.05.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 house moves is impressive to still be finding it

13.04.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sort of get your point. But if your hoover has a clear dust collection thingy then it does look all snazzy after you clean up the inevitable spillage

13.04.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's that time again

09.04.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bus driver clearly wrote this

08.04.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans Am wheel arch nostrils!

04.04.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'll be egg-bound!

03.04.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait until your horse is constipated, then you'll change your tune

31.03.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can think of far more unrealistic things in movies than the practicalities of skinny dipping. But you are probably right

30.03.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a terrific idea! No littler but also probably not enough free parking to go around, chaos would ensue, cars everywhere etc ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

29.03.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Windows + V for a better clipboard

26.03.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2nd was a long shot but I think that's fucked it #cafc

22.03.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After 9 years I say goodbye to my T6 Volvo V70, much pressure on the Golf R that replaces it

22.03.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about that JR Hartley bloke from the Yellow pages ads? He seemed ok

19.03.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He likes it so much coz she's got his cock in her other hand

19.03.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Years ago, I remember someone saying they made chili con carne but without kidney beans as they didn't like them and had it with pasta as they preferred it to rice...

16.03.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last 9ish minutes today was excruciating but otherwise all good, well done everyone! #cafc

15.03.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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