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Surprised they didn’t offer to pay in exposure, though just not actually paying is the likely punchline here.

Sourced on craigslist, paid in crypto. Perfect.

Everything I’ve learned about extreme resistance I’ve learned from @iwriteok.bsky.social and #BehindTheBastards but what if the response to a military parade birthday party was no one showing up? Any kid can tell you nothing stings more than that.

When life gives you limes….

Right? It’s ridiculous, every single post!

Now I know where to wear my fun new goth ensemble!

A red rose bud surrounded by lavender.

BBG rose garden doing its thing.

@brooklynbotanic.bsky.social #rosegarden #brooklyn #photography

The moon between talk buildings.

No matter how many times I prove that a good photo of the moon cannot be taken with a phone, I inevitably try again.

#nyc #nightphotography #urbangaze #sadmoonphoto

Perfect timing. Lovely shot.

White teddy bear in a window behind bars under a faint handwritten sign that says “No Justice No Peace”.

Damn…what do you think he’s in for?

Red poppies in a small lush green garden.

My parents have done wonders with their tiny patch in front of their house in Mgtn, WV. My dad in particular is hella proud of the garden. This morning’s text: “One lady stopped by and said how beautiful they were and then another one came and asked to take pictures of them.”

Morning scroll win.

Solid side-eye.

Moving Day (New York City) - Wikipedia

Happy “Moving Day”, when all New Yorkers who hadn’t renewed their lease had to move on the same day!

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You installed a pond for this shot? Impressive.

2025-A Haiku:

Twenty twenty-five.
All of my poems are to-do’s.
Prep your go bag now.

All of these look like they had “last looks”.

Constructing red-thread crazy boards for well known true crimes.

Are you sure? Did you taste test the liquid?

Screenshot of a google search for Che Guevara.

Opened my browser and this was the first tab. I did not search Che. And google is not my default search engine.

Is this a hint?

#thisisnotmysearch #interesting

The @orkneylibrary.bsky.social and @themerl.bsky.social sending each other images of massive farm animals is exactly what I was looking for.

#palatecleanser #absoluteunits

A painting of a very chunky cow

we saw this unit and thought of you

🐐 Goat break! 🐐

Sooooo…can anyone recommend some fun funny accounts? Because, holy hell, if I’m gonna keep paying attention to what’s going on imma need some palate cleansers!

#theworldisburning #Imightbeonfire #palatecleanser #helpplease

Art the Clown with Tim Capello, the sax player from The Lost Boys. The world is now slightly more awesome.
#HorrorSky #FilmSky #MutantFam

But a different work moment came to mind as well. Pulling me aside to thank me for my work on a project, a male coworker tells me “You’re the best I’ve ever worked with. No, really! You make me look so good!”

“And that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it?” I responded.

He didn’t get it.

For #InternationalWomensDay I was going to post a joke a male coworker told me ~12 years ago: “What do you call a woman who works twice as hard as a man? A slacker.”

YouTube video by Racing for Home Farm Look What I Have

Baby T2 was awfully proud of that big piece of hay!
youtu.be/xwtGAxwHivU

#racingforhomefarm #babygoats #hunterdoncountynj #farmenabler #minisilkyfaintinggoats

Be real cool if the rest of your colleagues stood up and gave you a round of applause.