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Swartz_24

@swartz24.bsky.social

Buffalo native, current Rochester-ian (?) BillsMafia, suffering Sabres fan, girl dad ❤️, dachshund dad (x2), telecom engineer. I'm a smartass 🤷🏻‍♂️ Elmo memes for the win🤘🏻

264 Followers  |  330 Following  |  266 Posts  |  Joined: 26.12.2023  |  1.7002

Latest posts by swartz24.bsky.social on Bluesky

It's 12:01....what's the holdup ??

10.03.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well said!

05.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 76629    🔁 19250    💬 1240    📌 609

^ x10000

07.02.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fentanyl problem was caused by American legal drug cartel Purdue Pharma. Demonizing Mexico and China for something we caused is really really rich.

31.01.2025 18:48 — 👍 2048    🔁 422    💬 145    📌 23
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WHO DID THIS!

26.01.2025 18:46 — 👍 51156    🔁 11768    💬 2058    📌 1434

Oh it's very suspicious. Might be right up your alley

19.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you think a TikTok ban is due to "National security" then I have a bridge to sell you

19.01.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can't wait for Sunday ❤️💙😤

17.01.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kevyns phone:

06.01.2025 23:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All I can picture is Kevyn Adams sitting in his office playing with Lincoln Logs and drinking a Capri sun instead of trying to improve this hockey team. Such an idiotic franchise #Sabres

06.01.2025 23:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Patriots just blew the #1 overall pick 😆😆😆😆😆😆

05.01.2025 21:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nevermind... watching the Pats blow the #1 pick would be HILARIOUS

05.01.2025 18:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not sure why I'm watching this game 😆

05.01.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I might need two weeks to recover from my parents staying at my place for 11 days 😩

03.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Might as well make the most of it 🤷🏻‍♂️

01.01.2025 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can enjoy it together 😆

01.01.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

Me watching things burn:

01.01.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

L. O. L.

01.01.2025 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Marty looking fresh out here 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #Sabres

01.01.2025 00:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I'm in the negatives. It's ear piercing bad

31.12.2024 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Smashing Pumpkins are not good

31.12.2024 22:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kissin' titties Mitchy T!

29.12.2024 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We out here. Its wet 😂

29.12.2024 15:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeahhh I just dropped $2300 on a Sony Bravia Mini LED and don't regret it one bit

28.12.2024 13:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👀👀👀👀 #Sabres

24.12.2024 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nahh fuck em 😂🤘🏻

24.12.2024 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

24.12.2024 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#missionaccomplished

24.12.2024 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not at all the response you expect when someone says "I hope no one sees my camera roll" 😆

24.12.2024 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😆😆😆

24.12.2024 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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