Professor Piper

how single mfs be spending valentines day #SonicTheHedgehog #racingcrossworlds #sonicracing

Thinking I might cum today, I've been putting it off.

Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character

@sexyuncledave.bsky.social I just got my shirt in the mail and I think you signed it! You also sent some stickers on accident but I'm not giving those back to you because the shirt smelled like cat piss right out of the bag. It'll wash out though, thanks anyway.

Asking my pretty waitress to spit in my food

When I die, I want to be buried with an army of bodacious terracotta babes to accompany me in the afterlife

I've been playing Sonic Adventure 2 for most of my life, I finally finally did it this time. #SonictheHedgehog

hanging upside down from the rafters in my attic like a bat busting pee out my nuts in a sex way

That's ridiculous. I've never made a bomb threat, let alone an anonymous one.

Felt inspired

Seriously contemplating dying my hair like pure silver so no one can see my fucking dandruff.

I've been writing the script a little bit more each day. I've never been more confident that this is actually something that I'm going to complete and be proud of. I've never done a project like this before, certainly nothing on this scale. Very exciting to see everything come together the way it is

I was tired of getting microplastics in my food from my old cutting board, so I've taken to cutting my food on my hands and wrists instead. You'll find it's much safer.

Last two days to help this lady!
Please 🥺
Share it's too much appreciated!

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Jerkin' hard or hardly Jerkin'

Fucking hate plimbo. Freeloading prick.

I'm with the ATF

I got a care package from Prop Fortress today....

Dreams do come true...

Check your mailbox

My woke little DEI cat

Ch ch ch Chia :)

I left my board at my dad's so I can't

I can do a kickflip

Coronal Mass Ejaculation

Finally got the OK to share the rest of the emoji I made for SEGA.
Here are the new ones, along with all 114 of them.