KL Resists

Seriously, what kind of friends are Kevin Sorbo and James Woods if they can't be bothered to clue in Dean that he can write off all those thousands and thousands in expenses for chapstick and breath mints and kneepads for a massive tax break

Oh yeah, the mural can go fuck itself sideways, but the geological feature itself blows my mind. And people just sorta play baseball next to it somehow without being totally gobsmacked.

And they were practical too - if grandma tried kicking you off the line you could garrote that MFer in a pinch

Gen X 4ever!

That's incredible.

First time I've ever heard of this place.

Humanity could prove its intelligence by banning AI now and for all time.

It won't, because it isn't, but it could.

I legit thought that was Neil Young for a second

I never cared, despite her great big fabulously epic... genes.

Same over here.

Diesel powered 6 passenger crew cab 4x4 with a 12 inch lift carrying only the driver because... freedumb?

Lots of us think they're twats too.

Just saw him again last fall and he's still belting it out as good as he ever did.

Oh sure, but if I do this it's all cops and white coat people and screaming about trespassing at the ski hill in summer

Bah, who needs that pesky "readin" shyte when you can have catastrophically blind raging ignorance and never have your community emerge from the dark ages instead amirite

The job of IRS head should come equipped with a shot clock measured in Scaramuccis

Perfect place to thank God for yoga pants, just sayin

The Rapture, but instead of the faithful being carried aloft to Heaven forever and ever, it's just God flinging shitty delusional people into outer space

Somehow this all gives Stephen Miller a all day erection, and that cannot be allowed to stand.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh no.

Just no.

I really feel for him.

Bob Odenkirk could definitely play him in a movie.

Every... single... freaking... time... I wind up... a power tool cord... I crank myself in the nuts with the cord end.

WHYYYYYYyyyyyy...

Did he holler "Scramble!" first?

You're supposed to do that

I'll give him a lifetime supply of Hero cookies if he'll just go fuck himself with one of them

Guilty as charged.

I still remember my Dad bringing home a hex editor and we changed all the puzzles in Wheel of Fortune to the rudest most wildly vulgar things we could think of.

Then we planted the disk in the box for my Mom and Grandmother.

I recall lots and lots of swearing.

The "fuckass Bengals".

💀💀💀💀💀

All I see is launch pads for golden dick rockets

Apologies for late late late followbacks, still fighting a weeeeeeird sinus infection.

At this point I'm 99 percent sure he marinates his roadkill in Drano

It's only because she tried pimping them out to Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo

Declaring Trump the "High King of the Reach-around" was too much even for me

Oh god, the centerpieces are golden penises

This needs to end

The "I 69" is right there too....

I know I'm not for everyone, but fwiw I'm not in the Epstein Files