Phoenix Blackweird

Having pizza right now. Tastes like conservative tears.

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Announcing a full weekend of TTRPG streams for charity! We will be raising funds for the Canadian Cancer Society, and hosted by Andrea and Blair from Adventure Dice! I will be in two games, and there are plenty more, if you check the link for the full schedule
andreasadventurers.ca

I hear another gross, old, white man died. The world just became a tiny bit better.

Quote post with a female anime character that you love.

......okay but why does this look like Chibi-Usa in a battle suit?

I have to bleach the roots, which means I have the opportunity to put in a new colour.
Shall it be purple haze?
Vampire red?
Or keep it teal?

In the battle for pastry supremacy, I think cruffins are taking the lead.

For anyone who studies folklore, you know that spooky season doesn't stop at Halloween. This is the dark time of year in the northern hemisphere when ghosts, goblins, and all manner of nefarious beings, would roam the night. Fear The Wild Hunt.

A movie you've watched more than 7 times with a gif.

IT IS DARK AT 5 PM AND I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT.

What's it like inside your head?

*Welcome to Night Vale theme plays*

Every day is Halloween.

A pumpkin carved with a cat face, lit from inside by a candle.

I'm bad at social media, meant to post this last night. Pumpkin Dos!

Treat.... or TRICK!

A carved, cyclopic, jack o lantern sits on a dark wood table in front of a sun and moon curtain. On a silver plate there is a black candle lit several inches in front of the pumpkin.

Get spoopy

A photo of an abandoned one floor building with an empty parking lot and graffiti on the walls. In front there is a long cracked highway, and a foggy forest in the background.

Abandoned small town vibes.

You've been kidnapped and the characters from the last TV show you watched are supposed to be coming to rescue you...

I'm okay with this, especially if Layla is with him.

I don't mean to be horny on main, but I'm going to be carving pumpkins tonight.

YouTube video by Rebel Flesh - Topic Shadows

Tonight I watched a horror anthology film called 10/31, and this song was the best part of the whole thing.
youtu.be/ToZKvsjmWuM?...

A box of Demogorgon crunch cereal on a wood table.

NOM NOM NOM

I desperately need a mute button on the world. I moved away from Vancouver because of the CONSTANT noise.

Found out today that a business associate who recently got married, just bought a house.
Everyone I know is either married, or buying a house, or both, and I just...

*Screams in to a pillow*

Also me: I'll shank anyone who tries to get handsy.

BORTH

Drivers out here LOVE plowing through the front entrances of establishments. This weekend it was the front door at the Cowichan emergency room. Y'all, I need you to understand, this happens WAY MORE THAN IT EVER SHOULD in any region. It legit needs to be studied.

A black and brown tabby sleeping on an arm and blanket

A black and brown tabby sleeping on an arm and blanket.

I was trapped for two hours this morning while Sherlock slept on my arm.

We're social creatures by design, and have always existed in tribes and communities. Even the most misanthropic miserable s.o.b. just wants a friend.

Today's spoopy movies were Chopping Mall and Warlock. Chopping Mall was another blast from the past, when there were carpets in shopping centers. Warlock was....meh. might have to rewatch something fun as a pallet cleanser.