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thank you mr president sir, i would rather die of preventable disease than defile my body with canadian-made lifesaving drugs, for you see i am a patriot

working customer service but not having any idea how to answer a customer’s question:

me rambling to mia knowing she’s at work, everyone needs a friend like me idk

focusing on my universal truth: everybody will be dancing when we’re doing it right — daft punk

Michael B. Jordan says he’s pissed he couldn’t see the recent IMAX release of ‘PRINCESS MONONOKE’

“I was mad I couldn’t be there! I was really upset because there was only a 3-day window and I was [busy], it actually bothers me, I need to see it in IMAX.”

(Source: IMAX)

Tricia McLaughlin @TriciaOhio 1. When Garcia was arrested he was found with rolls of cash and drugs. 2. He was arrested with two other members of MS-13. 3. Two judges found that he was a member of MS-13. That finding has not been disturbed. 4. When arrested he was wearing what is effectively MS-13’s uniform.

The DHS spokesperson is now alleging that Mr. Abrego Garcia was arrested with "rolls of cash and drugs" and was "wearing what is effectively an MS-13 uniform" (Chicago Bulls gear). But:

1) He was arrested for loitering and not charged for anything
2) PGPD previously said they had no incident report

Skipped the paperwork. Ignored the court order. Broke the law. Ignored the constitution.

This ain’t immigration policy. This is straight-up defiance of the rule of law.

If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.

Stop panicking. I have a plan.

We all go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor YouTube video by Associated Press

Oh my God, I just had a full night’s sleep and Cory Booker is still going…
www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...

Hour 6 of the marathon speech by US Senator Cory Booker (D-New Jersey) in Congress, a very emotional moment as he reads a letter from a constituent with Parkinson's Disease.

Wild idea... even visitors to the United States should be able to have freedom of speech without being disappeared and locked away.

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone

Picture of a woman in a fur coat with her hands up and a purse in front of her standing before a fiery explosion.

The vibe I bring to the office on Thursdays.

Trump can call me names but the truth remains. He is an unhinged wanna be dictator who is angry that I beat him in court and won't cower in fear. Now he is weaponizing the federal government against his political opponents.

I will not back down.
I will not bow or scrape.
I will never obey.

How the tariff war is going

Mexico and Canada should both ban X and Facebook.

As well as every other democracy in the world that wants to stay in existence.

In Minnesota, we value the people who care for our veterans, even if DOGE doesn’t.

If Trump fired you, come work for the State of Minnesota and help take care of our vets.

currently channeling an old man shaking my fist at the sky at what we could have had as a country

for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation

A screenshot of the Muppet script that reads: Kermit: Yeah, well, I've got a dream, too. But it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And, well, I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream. And...and it kind of makes us like a family. Do you have anybody like that, Hopper?"

don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :)

Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

Screenshots from the Game Changer episode "Second Place" where Brennan Lee Mulligan is saying "we're here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America".

happy presidents day

It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out.

They gut the FAA.
Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted.
Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.

the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence

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Happy Kendrick Lamar day to all who celebrate!!!!!

you’ve inspired me to start today 😭♥️ can’t wait!!!

I’m sad.