@embracethebald.bsky.social
⭕️ 🍺 🏌️ 🎫 🗽 Can’t I live while I’m young?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
17.11.2025 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1His parents should have done a better job
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“Don’t take this drug we literally just invented if you are allergic to this drug we literally just invented”
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Oh word?
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Perpetual Stew guy knows what’s up
13.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not me, but on a guys trip to Iceland back in 2010 I snapped this pic of my buddy getting kicked out of a bar…imagine my surprise in 2014 when we all met The Mountain on GoT
13.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Counterpoint: There’s no way this fuck has ever been hands on with his children in his life. You’re giving him WAY too much credit to assume he’s even changed a diaper
12.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, it makes perfect sense when most of your clients are GOP
12.11.2025 23:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t know Epstein trafficked little boys too…
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Imagine being a wholesaler nepoboy and seeing your own industry lobbying group being used to take out the only product you have showing growth/filling your trucks…
11.11.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The funny thing is, now the wholesalers won’t have anything with which to fill their trucks to make up for the drop in beer sales. Nose/Face
11.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll see your Mapquest (noun/verb) and raise you a “pull the *map book* out of the cabinet above the family landline phone nook and sit down and write out your own directions to where you’re headed”
11.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump Jr is currently sharpening his harpoon…
11.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey Siri, please reset the “days since I’ve cried” counter. Had a helluva run…
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Ol Gen Z Hitler youth ass grifter
10.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That 5.7B was funneled exclusively to Public schools and transportation. Which I’m sure he felt especially icky about. But he can help you get out of debt for just $6,000 paid directly to him…
10.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just chimed in on BudgetDog’s latest IG post where he was telling people where to hide their cash bc of Mamdani’s 2% proposed millionaire tax. Turns out that when I pointed out MA saw a $5.7B windfall on “millionaire tax”while # of millionaires in the state rose 39% I caught a QUICK block
10.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jealous of your #TopLoad! I’ve been suffering under the front load regime for the last decade but it just won’t die
09.11.2025 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They want $200+ million in additional funding to “enhance security for members of Congress” because they know exactly what the fuck they’re doing and exactly what the deserve…
09.11.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just absolute limp dicked leadership from Schumer & Jeffries
09.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOfuckingL at Bluesky moderation slapping an adult content warning on this…absolute squids
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The sense entitlement of mediocre white men is truly something to behold Darth
07.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The robots will be able to go to the grocery store for us. Allowing us to spend our time working a 2nd or even 3rd full time job in order to afford said groceries to feed our families
07.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“For the price of just one Charity Platinum ticket, you can save yourself from slaving away over a full sink”
07.11.2025 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prison ain’t the plan Steve…18 U.S. Code § 2381 is quite clear on the ramifications
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