3x3 grid. Positions 1-3 across the top labeled Lawful, Neutral, Chaotic. Positions 1-3 down the left side labeled Good, Neutral, Evil. US gov department logos and the email guidance they gave are plotted in this grid. DOJ: Lawful Good, “Don’t reply. Our work is confidential and sensitive.” HHS: Lawful Neutral, “Reply is optional. Expect it to be read by malign foreign adversaries.” IRS: Lawful Evil, “You must reply, unless you’re on leave.” DOD: Neutral Good, “Don’t reply. We review our own performance.” USDA: Neutral Neutral, “Reply or don’t. Nothing will happen. There are no consequences.” DOT: Neutral Evil, “You must replay. Here’s an example reply with sensitive information in it.” HUD: Chaotic Good, “Idk but here is a video of Trump sucking Elon’s toes.” Department of commernce: Chaotic neutral, “Reply, but send it to your boss only, no OPM.” Department of interior: Chaotic evil, “You must reply. We will evaluate non-responses. Also, we’ll be doing this every week from here on.”

Are you one of the many federal employees wondering what the hell is going on with those stupid bullet point emails? Well don’t worry. We’ve got all the guidance you could possibly need right here.

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Elon Musk instructed federal workers to respond to an email summarizing their weekly accomplishments, a tactic he previously used to downsize staff at X. “Please reply to this email with approximately five bullet points of what you accomplished this week and CC your manager,” the message stated.

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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

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