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Honestly didn’t think to look. I just picked a YouTube link so people might be more likely to hear it. Prolly less true for people who follow me but a lot of people don’t even know what Bandcamp is ya know

17.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sankofa And Mightyhealthy - Palantir Drops ( Sankofa_and_Mightyhealthy-Mhk-Ultra-WEB-2026 )
YouTube video by Jack Handy Sankofa And Mightyhealthy - Palantir Drops ( Sankofa_and_Mightyhealthy-Mhk-Ultra-WEB-2026 )

How do we get these insane @mightyhealthy.bsky.social beats into the barbershops the uncs go to? I need him and @sankofafw.bsky.social to make a serious bag off this fucking record man

youtu.be/RQD3pt6u1AY?...

16.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure why honestly but I’ve never listened to this record before even though I love The Who. It’s pretty great

16.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is our year 🀝

16.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2/ I miss it. I miss having my brain rewired. I miss getting the benefit of dissociation bc it’s called losing yourself in a book. Which sounds smart and erudite

I’m gonna try to stop missing these things tonight and ease back into it with an old favorite author but new book

16.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1/ I started reading at 4. And for the next ~20 years I was a voracious reader. I almost didn’t graduate high school bc I would cut school and go to the library and read books. But once I got into bartending and drinking it fell away. I still read 1 or 2 books a year

16.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Proof of life

15.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao thank god I only have two

15.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cliches for a reason. But they don’t make for very good posts. That said, holy shit teenagers eat a lot of food

15.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why they’re pushing AI. They’re planning for a world for them when there’s 50% less people to do the work required for them to maintain their lifestyle

15.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paying off your credit card debt with winnings from Draft Kings is the definition of patriotism

14.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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People are saying

14.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This that shit E L U C I D is rapping

13.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doom & Gloom From The Tomb The Band - St. Paul Civic Center Arena, St. Paul, Minnesota, September 1, 1974 Correct me if I'm wrong, Band stans, but I think this is a new-to-circulation soundboard tape? Freshly uploaded by the...

Correct me if I'm wrong, Band stans, but I think this is a new-to-circulation soundboard tape? New-to-me, anyway, and it smokes. doomandgloomfromthetomb.tumblr.com/post/8084497...

13.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

She Lille on my hammer until I Norway

13.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hardest part of parenting for me is trying to explain how things have always been bad but also they are the worst they’ve ever been. Because they’re young and don’t literally have enough experience to compare AND the balancing act of truth vs instilling nihilism

13.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a computer monitor displays the word dranosville at the top of the screen ALT: a computer monitor displays the word dranosville at the top of the screen
12.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New goals: by the time @phillywnba.bsky.social has season tickets available, I will be able to afford them. This is how I make the next four years bearable, by making it inspiration to up my bag

12.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For example: J Cole is a lorem ipsum rapper

12.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I tried to play Afroman in Spelling Bee

Because I got high

12.02.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am way overdue to revisit this one. Thanks for the reminder

12.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was gonna be named Jesse. After this guy. Last minute they switched to his middle name. To this day, I wish they had gone with Jesse. I think my life would have been a lot different. I really do

11.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty amazing how you can pick an Iron Maiden record at random and it's gonna be at least 'good', usually really good to great.

Is there another band even close to that level of quality and quantity in any genre?

11.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

11.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I refused to get my hopes up about this and oh baby did that make this news even sweeter πŸ₯‚πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ #unrivaled

11.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always a great sign for how things are going in your country when 21-year-olds are like β€œhey, I innovated a system to play bagpipes in tear gas”

10.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4310    πŸ” 1267    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 23
Politicians In My Eyes
YouTube video by Death - Topic Politicians In My Eyes

#BlackHistoryMonth

music.youtube.com/watch?v=KLN7...

10.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exposing child sex trafficking would β€œcollapse the government.”

Then collapse it. Burn the system that protects predators to the ground.

09.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

IT HAS SUNK IN. BELIEVE ME. IT HAS SUNK IN. PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO LET IT SINK IN. IT IS SUNK.

10.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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