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Garth Hudson in the streets // Rick Danko in the sheets

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Tried to go out with a bang

05.12.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped shirt is sitting at a desk with a piece of paper in his hand ALT: a man in a striped shirt is sitting at a desk with a piece of paper in his hand
05.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All twitter jokes aside like β€œI liked Pluribus more the first time when it was called Lost”’ I am enjoying that show. It’s a lil messy but really scratches an itch for me

05.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

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Tried to go out with a bang

05.12.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cocaine so white it only watches the WNBA when Caitlin Clark is playing

04.12.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cocaine so white it only watches the WNBA when Caitlin Clark is playing

04.12.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I prefer it overall to the original 🀫

04.12.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently I’ve been sleeping then but I’m fucking awake now

04.12.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went looking for some 80s rap records I didn’t know. And goddamn this record is brilliant. I 100% would believe it influenced De La Soul and/or Prince Paul. Y’all should check this one out

04.12.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I always get myself something when I’m shopping for the kids bday and Xmas

03.12.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3D Country is a way better record if you ask me. New one feels idk contrived in a way. The corners are too sanded down or something

03.12.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used four different streamers this year so no I'm not posting any of their recaps etc. but man the real miss here is @bandcamp.com not having one. That's the one I really wanna see from yall

'you listened to 37 records from your wishlist at least ten times w/o purchasing 🀑'

03.12.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna ask for his Venmo and request $1000

03.12.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good people on both sides type shit

02.12.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My stock options are fully vested now at my day job. Company is not public yet but prolly will be in a few years. Does anyone know anything about these things? Idk if I should buy them now or wait for an IPO *help*

01.12.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not doing a list this year for a lot of reasons.

That said, best record of the year was by
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x Brian Ennals and it actually was close thanks to gowillog

01.12.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*band obviously

01.12.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Discovering a new favorite bad makes me feel 30 again

01.12.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t even need the sound on to know πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

01.12.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Armature by ShrapKnel & ohbliv on Apple Music Album Β· 2025 Β· 10 Songs

I think this will go well with being stoned

music.apple.com/us/album/arm...

30.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I call my dick and balls Hall & Oates

30.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure how I missed this one but goddamn

29.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Eddie Murphy doc is amazing. He’s amazing. Comparing the mtv show Ridiculousness to Jodorowsky? A mind like no other

28.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure but I’m referring to the mix here specifically. It’s less polished, the guitars really pierce the veil so to speak. Especially Bob’s

27.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let It Be (Deluxe Edition) by The Replacements on Apple Music Album Β· 1984 Β· 53 Songs

I’m thankful for this new mix of Let It Be. Haven’t done an a/b test or anything but I love it. Feels sharper and more antagonistic in a good way

music.apple.com/us/album/let...

27.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Started Peaky Blinders recently. I thought season 1 was just ok but I kept watching. So when this fucker just showed up in season 2 I got so excited

26.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grief does not have a timeline or a map

25.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shred Leo / Rx - Thighs Of Oak (2003)

25.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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