Phineas is Tired

Trump making it seem like a social faux pas to have a dissenting journalists murdered and hacked to pieces. Jesus wept.

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

How the everlasting fuck did the party of "family values" get to "Grooming and fucking someone's 15 year old daughter really isn't so bad?"

Italian pasta makers could provide input on this.

Continue fighting? You literally just surrendered. It's done. Over. American families lost because you have no spine.

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It’s a cliche that bullies can’t take a punch, but good Lord. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Game 1 blowout for the Blue Jays, just like Ronald Reagan predicted.

Here's the Ronald Reagan ad from Canada that Trump calls "fake."

Updating my LEGO White House

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

Trump has pardoned pedophiles, cop-beaters, woman-beaters and George Santos. That doesn’t include the pardons he sold.

But tell me more about how we need the military to stop crime.

No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid" We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.

NEW @motherjones.com: Nobody in that GOP group chat praising Hitler or making racist comments was a “kid,” as JD Vance claimed today

I tracked down their ages. (Weirdly, it seems nobody else did.)

Eight of the 11 in the group chat range from 24 to 35. Ages of others are unclear.

But… no “kids”!

That’s $5 billion more than the entire annual USAID budget. All to one country. To rescue one friend of the president’s.

Transformative, but not in a good way. But I doubt Trump understands the dig.

Senate Democrats say they want to restore American healthcare subsidies. A right wing podcaster says what they really want is to fund sex change operations in Peru. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to trust.

WTF? This is a conversation to have at my mom's assisted living residence. How much did taxpayers pay for this senile old man to lecture top military brass on how not to fall while walking down stairs?

His disrespect of a high school student with a perfectly reasonable question asked in a public forum was astounding. Suggesting the kid needed to be spanked? What an asshole. Alberta deserves better.

The tariff story isn’t just soybeans. It’s also your grocery bill. Farmers get a bailout. Shoppers just get higher prices. Trade wars don't just create pain, they ensure the costs are born by those without political power.

One can only dream...

Cancelled cable long ago. Not an issue.

Start with Locked in the Trunk of a Car, Bobcaygeon, Nautical Disaster, and Wheat Kings.

Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.

My family escaped Ukraine from the pogroms and were lucky enough to escape to the US.

They took my family in — we had nothing and offered nothing, but a desire to get ahead and be free while being safe.

This is a country of immigrants, and we should be honoring that history.

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

Doctors Without Borders calls for the immediate end to the use of evacuation orders as a means of forcible displacement, a lasting ceasefire, and the entry of humanitarian aid at scale.

The point shouldn’t be he wasn’t an asshole so he shouldn’t have been shot, it should be we don’t condone extrajudicial killings of people just because we think that they’re assholes.