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“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.”

@cbsaustin @velez_tx

Elon Chickens Out Too

JD Vance, Marco Rubio Will Attend Pope Leo XIV’s Inaugural Mass Vice President JD Vance met Pope Francis on Easter Sunday in April, just one day before he died.

I was hoping the new Pope would last a while.

#FOMC

Free speech absolutist says wut?

@wsj reached out to Board Chair Robyn Denholm for comment and in response, SHE SOLD ALL OF HER REMAINING $TSLA SHARES.

Now we know why Robyn Denholm dumped the rest of her $TSLA stock today.

I honestly don't know that much about CRSH.

I like the strategy as long as there options on TSLS are liquid.

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To understand why #TSLA is up today despite disappointing earnings, you need to consider: 1) how the options market influences it’ SP and 2) how TSLA's inclusion in the S&P500 impacts its SP. Once you grasp these factors, the current price makes sense and presents an opportunity to short the fade.

I doubled down on my shorts today.

Game theory suggests that President Xi will respond to Trump's weakened position by holding firm and continuing to expand China's other international trade partnerships.

#Tariffs

The $TSLA earnings call is a disaster.

1. Elon spent most of his time talking about DOGE and Trump
2. LFP batteries are sourced from China (tariffs)
3. Brand image is destroyed
4. Robotaxi and FSD now will only be available in the South. Can't operate in areas with snow
5. Elon is aloof on the call

First $TSLA analyst question without a script and Elon is lost in space.

I am listening to the Tesla earnings call.
So far I have learned that Ketamine is a downer. #TSLA

Elon seems high AF on the $TSLA Q1 Earnings call.

Going to be real weird when Tesla is being auctioned off for parts and $TSLA is still hovering a bit north of $150.

$0.27 per share vs $0.41 of expectations -- which were already revised down. This is the lowest EPS tesla has announced since 1Q 2021, including their absolutely disastrous 1Q 2024 results that sent its stock down to about $163/share. Excited to see tomorrow's opening and laugh.

Live: Analysis of Tesla’s First-Quarter Earnings Tesla (TSLA) Earnings Call Q1 2025: Live Results, Elon Musk Comments

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Strip out regulatory credits, net interest income and also adjust for the “other” loss, and operations generated a pre-tax loss of ~$200 million in the first quarter.
Liam Denning
Bloomberg Opinion Columnist

Tesla ($TSLA) missed earnings expectations, reporting EPS of $0.27 vs. $0.41 expected and revenue of $19.3B vs. $21.34B expected.

Big $TSLA Q1 miss on EPS and Revenue!

We all look forward to attending yours one day.

Happy Easter!

Bobo is right. Wall Street commies are the worst!

Today's Republicans believe that Justice Scalia is a terrorist.

There is no one to stop him anymore.

I bought more puts today for the same reason but kept some calls just in case Elon tries pumping TSLA on Monday morning.

Watching the Chairman Powell Q&A reminded me of what normalcy looks like from public officials.