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Aobambi // 35teen // brat prince that needs mouse bites to live // OFMD enthusiast // any pronouns are fine as long as you think I'm cute โค๏ธ
He barked at pom poko too nothing is safe
06.02.2026 02:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#OFMD
05.02.2026 19:50 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A salty sailor cat ink for
@skoggkatt.bsky.social
The ballet class
05.02.2026 15:47 โ ๐ 406 ๐ 82 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert
Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
05.02.2026 22:15 โ ๐ 1512 ๐ 146 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 8Bequeathed by Mrs A.F. Kessler 1983
Side-saddle
05.02.2026 22:09 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โI guess thatโs worth poisoning our water for.โ Erin Cullie, Massage Scheduler
New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/
05.02.2026 22:30 โ ๐ 715 ๐ 87 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 5Update tried to watch it but there is a dog in it and Kozmo wouldn't stop barking at it every time it came on screen rip can't have shit in this house
05.02.2026 21:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Last voyage of the Demeter dvd in red box case
Just remembered I have this and have still never watched it !
05.02.2026 20:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Josie and the pussycats dvd menu
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05.02.2026 18:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 03-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey
3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
05.02.2026 17:00 โ ๐ 1600 ๐ 216 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 38Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
Do u think they discussed it at bowling
05.02.2026 17:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0cigarette pack calculator
logging on
05.02.2026 14:16 โ ๐ 1262 ๐ 260 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 29A photo of a purple frog on a rock in shallow water. The animal is inflated like a balloon, and purple in color. It has a drooping proboscis and tiny eyes.
The purple frog, also known as the pig-nosed frog, might be spotted along Indiaโs Western Ghats mountains. It uses its sensitive snout to sniff out snacks, like termites, and then scoops them out with its fluted tongue!
Photo: rajesh rocky, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist
Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.
That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.
somebodyโs sweet plums are crowding my icebox
somebodyโs cold plums are giving me chills
Also word of warning: rhinestone fishnets sound like a good idea but they are a NIGHTMARE to put on bc they get caught on themselves and turn into a tangled mess
05.02.2026 17:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My old gregg cosplay which was more an "inspired by" look tbh
I also need to get mermaid tights... I was kinda going for a cunty old gregg but it came out v chappel roan which was fun at the time but I wanna go traditional w it this year
05.02.2026 17:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0As far as old gregg goes I need to find a brighter puck light and possibly alter my tutu to be a line instead of hi-low and replace the corset w a shirt to be more screen accurate
05.02.2026 17:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Husband surprised me by buying the wig I had in the Amazon cart โฅ๏ธ afraid to take it out of the package til it's time to wear cos it's 40cm and I know it will become a hot mess the second it touches air. Have dirty white sneakers already just need to find dress and pick a glove
05.02.2026 15:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I tried to pause it but the DVD player ejected instead so I lost my place lol physical media forever โฅ๏ธ
05.02.2026 00:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Challengers (the Zendaya tennis movie)
I waited so long to watch this is stopped being on streaming and I had to buy the dvd lmao
04.02.2026 23:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0All aboard as ROADSHOW travels to Savannah, GA in search of Americaโs hidden treasures. Watch "Georgia State Railroad Museum, Hour 2" now or anytime on the @pbs.org app. Link to watch in the comments.
03.02.2026 22:05 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0There's no law against pouring the dry rice Krispies directly in the bath water and hoovering them up like a whale shark either but maybe there should be
03.02.2026 23:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0