Aobambi 💙🦌

He barked at pom poko too nothing is safe

#OFMD

A salty sailor cat ink for
@skoggkatt.bsky.social

The ballet class

Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert

Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/

Bequeathed by Mrs A.F. Kessler 1983

Side-saddle

“I guess that’s worth poisoning our water for.” Erin Cullie, Massage Scheduler

New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/

Update tried to watch it but there is a dog in it and Kozmo wouldn't stop barking at it every time it came on screen rip can't have shit in this house

Last voyage of the Demeter dvd in red box case

Just remembered I have this and have still never watched it !

Josie and the pussycats dvd menu

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3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey

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Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

Do u think they discussed it at bowling

cigarette pack calculator

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A photo of a purple frog on a rock in shallow water. The animal is inflated like a balloon, and purple in color. It has a drooping proboscis and tiny eyes.

The purple frog, also known as the pig-nosed frog, might be spotted along India’s Western Ghats mountains. It uses its sensitive snout to sniff out snacks, like termites, and then scoops them out with its fluted tongue!

Photo: rajesh rocky, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist

Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.

That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox

somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

Also word of warning: rhinestone fishnets sound like a good idea but they are a NIGHTMARE to put on bc they get caught on themselves and turn into a tangled mess

My old gregg cosplay which was more an "inspired by" look tbh

I also need to get mermaid tights... I was kinda going for a cunty old gregg but it came out v chappel roan which was fun at the time but I wanna go traditional w it this year

As far as old gregg goes I need to find a brighter puck light and possibly alter my tutu to be a line instead of hi-low and replace the corset w a shirt to be more screen accurate

Husband surprised me by buying the wig I had in the Amazon cart ♥️ afraid to take it out of the package til it's time to wear cos it's 40cm and I know it will become a hot mess the second it touches air. Have dirty white sneakers already just need to find dress and pick a glove

I tried to pause it but the DVD player ejected instead so I lost my place lol physical media forever ♥️

Challengers (the Zendaya tennis movie)

I waited so long to watch this is stopped being on streaming and I had to buy the dvd lmao

All aboard as ROADSHOW travels to Savannah, GA in search of America’s hidden treasures. Watch "Georgia State Railroad Museum, Hour 2" now or anytime on the @pbs.org app. Link to watch in the comments.

There's no law against pouring the dry rice Krispies directly in the bath water and hoovering them up like a whale shark either but maybe there should be