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I... may have a type.

23.11.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fascists want to be known as fascists, and want praise for being so. This part was the least surprising of what went down.

22.11.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is the 80th Anniversary of the start of the Nuremburg Trials. And naturally, today the President threatened the lives of retired military Congressmen for daring to point out that following illegal orders was not an excuse then, and won't be an excuse this time. Impeachment isn't enough.

20.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooof, this is one of them good ones

20.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite form of egg. I don't even like hard-boiled eggs, but I'll go through a plate of deviled eggs without even realizing it.

18.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TW: abuse, csam, brain damage

17.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Posted a screenshot of this message as a reply. They took their post down.

15.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck!

14.11.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly never expected Daylight Saving Time to outlast the US Penny.

13.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My wife's camera is a generation newer, and managed to catch the pillar you can see just on the right edge of my photo above.

12.11.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, there it is - the very first Aurora I've ever seen in person, after 57 years. It's not much, and the camera really helps bring it out, but it's still pretty cool.

12.11.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good Grief

10.11.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1014    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 17

Call my senators. Josh Hawley and Eric Schmidt have a long history of demonstrating exactly how little they care about even the people that voted for them, much less those of us stuck in the blue bubbles at either end of the state. I'm not sure I could call without leaving a credible threat.

10.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm old enough to invoke the Dad voice and remind people that they're not in their living room, this isn't a blueray, and they need to shut the hell up. If they wanna take it outside, I make sure they go through the door first and close it behind them.

10.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

C

09.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yup.

08.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, this is just unrealistic. Numi without Michi stuck to her? That close to the Yuri Zone?

04.11.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered our lord and savior, the Undercut? Doesn't have to be a commitment, at this time, just join us once at a service and see what you think.

04.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 20

The Epstein Ballroom it is

22.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4888    πŸ” 1312    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 67

Isn't it obvious? She has a massive crush on you and is upset that you didn't praise her for the job she's doing, so pulled this stunt to shame you for not recognizing her, or your own, greatness by being what she calls "a real reporter".

21.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OK YouTube, You're inviting me "back" to "reactivate" a service I've never used, and specifically acknowledge that by appending "New users only." So which is it?

20.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

20.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember what Will Rogers said: "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."

18.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that we all know this is going to happen and have known it since this shit was introduced yet all we can do is wait for the dumbest and most easily avoidable economy crash of all time.

14.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Have you ever been in a video game and tried to rest, only it says "You cannot sleep here, there are enemies close." Think about that the next time you spend all night trying and failing to fall asleep.

12.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You and your mom get the most colorful bruises. I shall refrain from offering to kiss it to make it better, but I hope your recovery is swift!

11.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You want proof Chicago isn't a war zone? We've spent two days in the museum of science and industry. Know what they don't have? Metal detectors at any entrance.

08.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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